Tim Tebow, Super Bowl, Prior Restraint Didn’t Work – Now What?

 

The Tebow Family Tackles (sorry I couldn’t help it) the Super Bowl
In spite of all the snarling, whining, and threatening, CBS aired the ad sponsored by Focus on the Family featuring Pam (mother) and Tim (son) Tebow.  Pam Tebow talked about her “miracle baby,” how hard it was, and how she still worried about “little Timmy.” She also assured Tim that he wasn’t as tough as her. There were two versions:  one with and one without a tackle.

To be honest, I pretty much missed the ad while I was talking and had to miss another ad to run to my computer to replay it.  Why did I miss it?  I think it was because a) it was early in the game; and b) it looked like a typical Super Bowl ad – not a stark, bleak, political advocacy ad.  It wasn’t until the tackle that I realized that I was missing the ad — talking about it instead of watching it.

My first reaction:  It was cute, funny, charming.  Focus on the Family deserves credit.  Their ad’s purpose was to get you to their website – just like every other ad’s purpose.  It was clear this was a special loving family.

Did I say funny?  There’s an old comedic form called slapstick.  Slapstick is all about pies in the face, tripping, falling, Niagara Falls (“slowly I turned”), The Three Stooges, and – in this case – an unreal looking tackle of an unscathed mom which didn’t topple or do violence.  It brought to mind Tim growing up racing throughout the house playfully tackling everything – the dog, cushions, siblings, maybe even stuffed animals. (Do football players like stuffed animals?).  There was also a “sans tackle” version in the pre-game show.

Most – if not all – humor can be an offense – if you’re looking.
It looked like the snarling might abate. NOT!  Terry O’Neill, the president of NOW, is still at it.  She has zeroed in on the tackle. “I am blown away at the celebration of the violence against women in it,” she said. “That’s what comes across to me even more strongly than the anti-abortion message. I myself am a survivor of domestic violence, and I don’t find it charming. I think CBS should be ashamed of itself.”  Apparently, Ms. O’Neill didn’t perceive anything “slapstick” about it.Wow!  This defies the entire context of the ad as well as ignoring what it really was – slapstick.  By the way, it was not – by any means — the only ad using slapstick or exaggeration.  Another “pro-choice” leader characterized this assertion as “absurd” – as it certainly was.j

So for all you sensitive, humorless types, here’s the no-tackle version.  To be honest, I think it was more effective (but then less in tune with the rest of the Super Bowl commercials).

One of the things that is abundantly clear is that Focus on the Family took the high road on this.  Since they seemed to take the high road,  let’s keep that tone. Speaking of tone, compare the tone of the comments – pre- and post- — about this Super Bowl ad to the tone of the ad itself.

If you want to be humorless, most of the ads had the potential to offend someone.  Possible objections:  All men seemed to be emasculated boobs, All boobs seemed to have “Go Daddy” written on them.  Is there a hidden meaning there?  Animals were exploited.  Women were beyond mere objectified symbols.  One women was even ejected out of a car. There’s plenty to analyze and be offended over.

By the way, it is likely that if ManCrunch had taken a little more of a “high road” about gay dating, they would have made it (as long as that credit report didn’t prevent it).

Is there a lesson?  Yes, censorship in almost any direction is neither appropriate nor even needed.  Don’t ASSUME commercial content based on your feelings toward the sponsor or what you think the sponsor stands for.  For surely, in this case especially, if you assume, you make an ass out of you and me!

–Joe Johnston Sr.

Tim Tebow, Super Bowl and Prior Restraint – Part 2

On Monday, we scampered down the road of women’s groups trying to act as censors.  In that post, it was noted that the arguments for censoring were not only flawed, but bordered on mere excuses that would not hold up unless you were committed to their point of view.  Another quote to bring home the censorship point needs to be discussed.  In its letter to CBS, the Women/s Media Center additionally said,,

By offering one of the most coveted advertising spots of the year to an anti-equality, anti-choice, homophobic organization, CBS is aligning itself with a political stance that will damage its reputation, alienate viewers, and discourage consumers from supporting its shows and advertisers.

There are a number of problems with this statement.  First, there is an assumption that the state of the economy hasn’t effected ad revenues.  It certainly has and it isn’t clear that this ad spot had a long line of advertisers clamoring for it.  CBS actually had to do a lot of negotiating to sell all of the spots this year.

Remember ad hominem attacks.  Without seeing the ad, many assumptions are being made based on perception of Focus on the Family.  Anti-equality:  Wondering what that means.  Does it mean that the women’s group has a stand on the egalitarian vs. completementarian interpretation of gender role as taught in the Bible?  More likely not.  Anti-choice:  Probably accurate to a degree, but anti-abortion would be more accurate. Just as pro-abortion is clearly the point since many pro-abort groups really only favor one choice (pro-abortion).   Homophobic:  Does the use of that word imply that Focus is afraid of homosexuals?  It might, but it probably has more to do with their opposition to the normalization of same-sex relationships.  In all cases, this women’s group thinks stringing these adjectives together builds a case against Focus that almost everyone agrees on (everyone they hang out with anyway) and should compel CBS to do the only reasonable thing – censor.

CBS is running an ad…period. They’re not really aligning themselves to anything except ad revenue.  Maybe these women’s groups should pony up $2.5 million for their own ad and stop whining.  Or, just hit the mute button as I said Monday. 

The rest of the quote is a not-too-veiled-threat of dire consequences to CBS.  A recent Gallup Poll, however, has shown that it is more likely these consequences would impact CBS if they pulled the ad. (More Americans “Pro-Life” Than “Pro-Choice” for First Time).  51% of those polled by Gallup identified themselves as pro-life compared to only 42% identifying themselves as pro-choice.  So, assuming reaction to the ad follows these characterizations, CBS will certainly upset someone, but it is unlikely that running this ad will bring down the company.

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If you look at the bar graph (from the Gallup article), you might detect some indication of why pro-abortion groups are so upset with the Tebow ad – even though they haven’t seen it.   Toward the right (2008 to 2009) the bars make a fairly obvious X shape.  That X is caused by pro-life reportees climbing from 44% to 51% and pro-choice dropping from 50% to 42%. This is quite a different story from the same poll in 1996 where pro-choicers vastly outnumbered pro-lifers.

Further, a poll specifically about CBS’s decision to run the ad shows that 62% of the respondents support the decision. (Poll: 62% of Respondents Say CBS Is Right to Allow Tim Tebow Ad in Super Bowl)  Seems like those dire consequences of viewer backlash aren’t going to happen.

Another interesting development in the discussion is the attempt to reduce the argument to “that’s not fair, CBS.”  A startup male-to-male dating service with the charming name of ManCrunch and a rejected credit application is claiming discrimination.  The largely implied juxtaposing of the two ads to prove CBS’s nefarious nature doesn’t quite hold up.  ManCrunch even mischaracterizes their ad as an “advocacy ad” to put their rejection directly up against the acceptance of the Tebow ad.

So these two guys clad in football jerseys are sitting on the loveseat reacting to a play in the game.  Right before the magical moment, the one guy tells the other guy “You suck.”  Meaning – oh I hope meaning – you and your team suck. The next thing you know, they’re “making out” to the bewilderment of guy number three.  The ad could be described as stupid, demeaning to grownups who are gay (in other words, not arrested adolescents), and essentially,very unlikely.

Chances are that this start-up company submitted the ad knowing it would be rejected.  It’s a great plan.  You don’t really have to come up with $2.5 million cash (remember that credit report), but you get some free publicity and scores of people look at the ad on the internet.  Martin Franks, an executive at CBS, told Reuters

: A whole cottage industry has grown up out of trying to make use of network turndowns. . . . They’ve found a loophole in an otherwise well-intentioned process.

CBS rejected a godaddy.com ad which had a lot of “gay stereotypes” (Lola).  Apparently GoDaddy tries to get at least one ad a year rejected.  Perhaps CBS is not wanting to show gays in a stereotypic light in both commercials.  Far from being an anti-gay move, CBS is trying not to offend via stereotyping.

There’s actually no end to the swirling stories.  One pundit thinks this one 30-second ad might bring down the mighty Super Bowl ad franchise (Will Taking the ‘Funny’ Out of Super Bowl Ads Drive Away Viewers?).  A CBS sportscaster also whined about taking the fun out of “the holy day of Super Bowl.”  The Tebow ad is being routinely called an anti-abortion ad even though no one’s seen it.  I wish we could get this much spin about sex and violence everywhere in the media.

A women’s rights lawyer has pointed out abortion is and was illegal in the Philippines.  In a statement directed toward CBS, she questions how the Tebow story could possibly be valid and indicates the real possibility of FCC or FTC intervention for false advertising (EXCLUSIVE VIDEO INTERVIEW: Gloria Allred Threatens CBS For Allowing Tim Tebow Anti-Abortion Super Bowl Ad).   This one is interesting, but it presumes no possibility of travel away from the Philippines for a legal abortion to take place.  Surely, Pam Tebow could have returned to her home in the U.S. if it were her choice.

Probably the most amusing outgrowth of the Super Bowl ad controversy relates to one theory why the ManCrunch ad was rejected.  Not anti-gay, too gay.  Dan Neil in the LA Times business section has his own theory: (No Coming Out Party for Super Bowl)

There’s another intriguing possibility that links “Lola” (the rejected godaddy ad) to the Mancrunch.com ad. The subtext in both is that football itself is, well, kind of gay.

I realize that what I’m about to say may ruin my chances of getting into Canton. But American football strikes me as a pretty homoerotic spectacle, beginning with the hypertrophic masculinity of the male form in tight pants and huge shoulder pads and ending with the most undignified gesture in all of sports, the hands-between-the-cheeks snap of the ball. Hike, indeed.

The pats on the fanny, the showering together, the endlessly rolling around in the dirt. All things considered, I think figure skating is more butch. This is not exactly a novel observation, of course. (Remember the gay gridiron-hero-turned-bodyguard character played by Alex Karras in “Victor Victoria.”) And if I were one of football’s guardians, I might be a little touchy about it. Perhaps that is at the root of the ads’ dismissal.

It really has become fun to read all the spin.  I bet, if they chose, Focus on the Family could pull the ad, save $2.8 million, put it on their website, and get almost as many people going to look at it as would see it during the Super Bowl.

–Joe Johnston Sr.

Tim Tebow, Super Bowl, and Prior Restraint – How Quaint!

How quaint.  I wrote about Banned Book Week in October when Marian, the Librarian proclaimed an entire week to rail against the evils of censorship.  During that same week, non-Christians worldwide celebrated International Blasphemy Day supposedly as a protest to censorship, but really bordering on “hate-speech” against the Christian God.  Even the founder of the sponsoring organization, Paul Kurtz, found the “celebration” objectionable – to say the least (Paul Kurtz Blasts Blasphemy Day).  It wasn’t and isn’t clear how promoting “hate speech” against Christianity had any impact on proposals to bar similar speech – even merely criticism – against religion in general (primarily Islam).  It seemed that censorship was regarded as a bad thing.

In the case of Banned Book Week, it is claimed fairly universally that any attempt to remove, or even disapprove, of a book in the library is to censor it. International Blasphemy Day was supposedly a reaction to attempts to limit free speech about religion – censor it. So can we conclude from these protests that censorship is bad?

What is Censorship?

Dictionary.com defines a censor as:

1. an official who examines books, plays, news reports, motion pictures, radio and television programs, letters, cablegrams, etc., for the purpose of suppressing parts deemed objectionable on moral, political, military, or other grounds.
2. any person who supervises the manners or morality of others.  (To definition 2, we should add person or pressure group.)

The key concepts in the definitions above involve the suppression (sometimes referred to as prior restraint).  Further, this suppression is based on moral, political, military or other grounds.  In all cases, to censor is to limit free speech regardless of whether that limitation is justified.  Justifying the limiting of free speech is a tall order for some, but for others it’s real easy.

Another so-called dictum – related to censorship — has developed.  That is the right “not to be offended.”  People routinely cite their “offense” or in some cases “possible offense” to, in effect, stifle free speech.  This topic could be an entire article, but let’s just keep it on the burner. (see The Right Not To Be Offended).

Another item for the burner is a rather sophisticated version of an ad hominem attack.  An ad hominem attack is one that sidesteps issues in favor of discrediting the opponents.  We’ll get to the details, but it boils down to assumptions about another and imputing all kinds of motives to them – uh, not in a good way!.

The topic of both attempts at censorship and the rationale of not being offended shall be a part of this discussion of the controversy over the so-far unseen Super Bowl ad about Tim Tebow.  This 30-second ad is being paid for by Focus on the Family, an admittedly conservative Christian organization.

Most of the furor, in the absence of not seeing the ad, can be pretty much ascribe to ad hominem assumptions based on preconceived opinions of the advertiser, Focus on the Family.

Let’s start with the issue of “not being offended.”  Below is a list of Super Bowl 2010 advertisers.  Without seeing their ads, let’s delve into their possible offense

Anheuser-Busch – 5 minutes:  Uses sports figure (Lance Armstrong), a helping-hand community, and a “good times heritage” to promote beer drinking.
Audi – one 60 second spot:  A rock group in promote the car.
Boost Mobile – one 30 second spot: sports celebrities promote the company in song and dance.
Bridgestone – Sponsoring the half-time appearance of The Who.
Cars.com – one 60 second spot:  “helping” people buy cars.
Hyundai – two 30 second during-game spots, two 5 second billboards, pregame show spots.
Chrysler – Dodge – one 30 second spot “with a message of irreverence.”
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Coca-Cola – two 60 second spots including one with a character from “The Simpsons” teaching valuable lessons about enjoying life
Denny’s Restaurants – two 30 second and one 15 second spot offering a free Grand Slam breakfast in February 
Diamond Foods – Pop Secret Popcorn 
Mars – Snickers
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E*Trade, FLO TV, Focus on the Family, GoDaddy.com – The Girl again, Dockers – khaki pants or no pants. HomeAway – Vacation, Intel, kgb, Monster.com, Careerbuilder  Motorola, Teleflora – send flowers via the internet, truTV, U.S. Census Bureau, Viacom & Paramount Pictures, Vizio,  (NOTE: Different sources have slightly different lists of advertisers.  It’s not necessary for our purposes to fact check any further.)

Before we talk about the Tebow ad in question, let’s look at all of the advertisers and see if their ads have at least the potential for offense.  Clearly if their ads have the potential for offense – or if it can be shown their motivations for advertising are suspect – then perhaps we should broaden the controversy to include more ads.

Many, Many Beer Ads
I’M OFFENDED!  The Anheuser-Bush ads are glamorizing beer swilling by using glamorous athletes and the glamour of the Super Bowl to promote a practice known to have ill health effects.  Authorities nationwide have written ubiquitously on how these types of ads – especially the ones in the Super Bowl emphasizing the “good time heritage” of beer – encourage binge drinking among many, especially the young – and perhaps women who are pregnant.

Cars, Cars, Cars
I’M OFFENDED!  In an era when there are worldwide scientific meetings about the damaging effects of carbon emissions and global warming, we have multiple ads encouraging not only car ownership, but implicitly discouraging more “green” modes of transportation  Don’t the Super Bowl authorities care about global warming?  How can we in this event designed to “unite America,” at least by implication, discredit greener transportation in favor of individual car ownership?  A “green car” is only a relative improvement, but not nearly as important as breaking the one person, one car norm in America.

Food, Food, But Not Healthy Food
I’M OFFENDED!  Every time a public service announcement comes on, there’s a good chance it’s about the ravages of poor nutrition, high fat diets, childhood obesity and scores of other “you’re not eating healthy” messages. Denny’s is giving away Grand Slam breakfasts.  Is this a healthy way to eat  (795 calories, 50 grams of fat, 65 carbs and only 35 grams of protein)?   Not even necessary to discuss Doritos, Snickers, sugared up soda (pop),and maybe even tacos.  Why are we preaching healthy (and even threatening to tax unhealthy foods) while promoting quite the opposite?

ALL Ads Have One Goal
It would be easy to take offense at most of the ads for one reason or another.  The clothing ads create status symbols of clothing and thus widen the rich-poor gap.  Many – if not all – ads compel you to associate a desirable attribute to a product whether the connection is real or stupid.  For example, how sexy is a domain name sales company? 

But all ads promote all the positives and sidestep the negatives.  In short, all advertising is designed to persuade.  To criticize an ad for this is ridiculous!

Further, all ads are advocacy ads – the only issue is your opinion thereof.  It does no good to try to make products distinct from other issues as products are behaviors in their consumers.

No one has seen the ad to be broadcast during the Super Bowl about Tebow.  The rumor mill indicates a discussion of the mother’s choice to have the child rather than abort it.

In spite of not seeing the ad,Terry O’Neill of NOW, is sure she knows plenty about it.

Terry O’Neill, the president of the National Organization for Women, said she had respect for the private choices made by women such as Pam Tebow but condemned the planned ad as “extraordinarily offensive and demeaning.”

“That’s not being respectful of other people’s lives,” O’Neill said. “It is offensive to hold one way out as being a superior way over everybody else’s.”

(NOW doesn’t have any opinion of what way is better, apparently. OR, they presume everybody agrees with them.)  In spite of not seeing the ad, her assertion that it is “extraordinarily offensive and demeaning” leaves a lot of questions.  Does Ms. O’Neill find any assertion that is not in agreement with her offensive?  If someone has the colossal nerve to have a differing opinion, does this demean Ms. O’Neill?  Beyond that, “offensive and demeaning” to who?  There are clearly many who find pro-abortion opinions as offensive and demeaning to defenseless not-quite-newborns. 

Ms. O’Neill asserts that what is offensive is holding one way out as being a superior way.”  Puzzling.  If holding out pro-life as being superior is offensive so is holding out pro-choice.  And we don’t even know if that is actually in the ad.  We (actually they)  ad hominem presume based on the ads sponsors.  Ms. O’Neill is clearly guilty of what she accuses the Toboy’s and Focus on the Family  of doing.  In fact, if thinking-one-way-is-superior is a justification for not running an ad, then any beer company other then Anheuser-Busch, any temperance organization, any car company not represented in the ads, any domain name registrar, any health food provider, can use the same complaint to squash any competing ad.  All ads are promoting a life-choice.  Swilling beer, driving a carbon-emitting car, eating chips, and eating a high-fat meal are all ways of doing things. The  NOW organization are not the only whiners here.

In spite of not seeing the actual ad, the Women’s Media Center commented thusly in a letter to CBS:

“It (the ad) uses one family’s story to dictate morality to the American public, and encourages young women to disregard medical advice, putting their lives at risk,” said the letter sent to CBS by the Women’s Media Center.

Here’s the puzzle.  There is no possible way to know what the ad says.  So accusations, in the absence of the precise wording, are premature at best. Also, accusing the ad of putting lives “at risk” is a bit of an overstatement.  This women’s group knows what the ad might say and that’s enough for them.

Lest you think  the Women’s Media Center was harmlessly advising caution, the next quote will show that – without seeing the ad – they want to pressure against running it:

“An ad that uses sports to divide rather than to unite has no place in the biggest national sports event of the year — an event designed to bring Americans together,” said Jehmu Greene, president of the New York-based Women’s Media Center.

Every single ad in the Super Bowl is “using sports.”  A television ad is always in the context of a televised event.  Ads “use” the event.  That’s why we tolerate ads.   Further, by definition, most – if not all – ads are seeking to divide.  Anheuser-Busch – whether consciously or not – is seeking to differentiate beer drinkers and make those not drinking a certain product to feel stupid or inferior in some way.  GoDaddy is dividing domain name registrars.  Diamond foods wants to divide snackers into healthier and not so healthy (to Doritos detriment).

So it seems the president of the Women’s Media Center should be against all sports advertising because it all uses sports to divide rather than unite.  This is not a valid argument or even valid point.

By the way, who really thinks, let alone knows, the Super Bowl was designed to bring Americans together?  This was neither its purpose nor even of any design.  Two teams are competing — one will win, one will lose.  At least half of the spectators will be separated from the rest by the outcome of the game.  This argument contains at least one logical fallacy. Have the good people at the Women’s Media Center never seen the reports of violence at sporting events?

Makes one wonder if the nature of sports – especially football – is understood by these women.  Sports might unite a team.  Sports might unite a group of fans.  Sports won’t unite – nor could it – unite humanity.

By the way, telling about one person’s decision not to abort isn’t “un-uniting” America.  It is not “using sports” any more than any other ad.  Some “might” be put off by the ad, but just as many won’t be.  In spite of delusions to the contrary, America is already very divided on this topic.

The furor over the Tebow ad is nothing more than not-so-subtle attempts to strong-arm the network.  In other words, coerse the network to CENSOR.  This is a pressure move about one point of view.  The “shoulds” and “oughts” they use to argue their case are not even close to valid.

Every complaint about sex or violence on TV or in the movies has usually been met by one or more variations of “Don’t watch then.”  This has been nothing more than “porcupining” the argument.  But let’s use that same argument.  Anyone objecting to the ad – rather than resorting to prior restraint cenoring – should take that advise:  Hit the mute button, flip to another channel, or just let somebody beside you have the right to free speech.  Or, while the commercial is on, you can start writing your pressure-letter to any producer who advertises products injurious to women’s health (there’s plenty of them  just in the Super Bowl).

–Joe Johnston Sr.

I Saw a Christian Christmas Play That Terrified Me!

Children’s Christmas Pageants are supposed to be uplifting.  They usually embrace some kind of definition of the spirit of Christmas – Christian or secular.  This can take the form of a telling or reliving of the Christmas story of the birth of Jesus or some version of a secular Christmas tale.

In December, our church did a play called “A Baby Changes Everything,” but that isn’t the one that is terrifying me.  It was a personal retelling of the birth of Jesus and its impact on the play’s characters who participated in the event.

Another type of Christmas pageant has some unlikely person discover the meaning of Christmas.  This is the type of story in “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” where the hooligan Herdman girl schemes and bullies her way into playing Mary in a church pageant.  She did this, but she didn’t know how “playing” Mary would change her.  Both of these are designed to be heartwarming and relate the story of the birth of Jesus to its possible effects on people.

Even a secular tale like the classic “The Christmas Carol” has Scrooge learning how to “do” Christmas well.  Rudolph – the creation of a department store to sell toys – finds characters behaving badly, but improving around Christmas.

Back in October Daniel Zalewski wrote an article in the New Yorker about how children’s picture books had a consistent message about the role of children and parents (Daniel Zalewski:  The Defiant Ones In Today’s Picture Books, Kids Are In Charge).  This prompted a blog post by Christian radio personality and theologian Albert Mohler (Albert Mohler:  Parents Obey Your Children).  Reading both these prompted me to write about the role of children, teachers, and parents and how the same kind of propaganda was disempowering both parents and teachers – leaving children in charge (Joe Johnston Sr.:  Parents (Teachers):  You Have Responsibilities, Few Rights, and Not Much Power  – Part 1 / Part 2).

The “Kids Know Best” motif has also been articulated in a 1992 book by film critic Michael Medved titled “Hollywood vs. America.”

No notion has been more aggressively and ubiquitously promoted in films, popular music, and television than the idea the children know best — that parents are corrupt, hypocritical clowns who must learn decency and integrity from their enlightened offspring.

Teenagers in particular are portrayed as the ultimate source of all wisdom, sanity and sensitivity and our one hope for redeeming the world from the terrible mistakes of the benighted generations that preceded them. With Bart Simpson regularly turning up on lists of the most admired Americans, we’ve come a long way from the model of the hugely popular Andy Hardy movies of the 1930s, with young Mickey Rooney learning life lessons from his father (Lewis Stone), a stern but kindly small-town judge. If they remade those films today, it would be Andy who taught the old man a thing or two — about tolerance, or environmentalism, or the joy of spontaneous sexuality, or new styles in hair or clothes, or the horrors of sexism or homophobia. The movies would end up with the newly sensitized judge smiling with gratitude as he claps his hands, kicks up his feet underneath his robe, and boogies energetically along with the high-stepping local kids in a huge production number choreographed to an infectious rap beat.

In today’s climate, a television series called “Father Knows Best” would be absolutely unthinkable – it would be deemed too judgmental, authoritarian, patriarchal and perhaps even sexist. A program entitled “Father Knows Nothing” would stand a far better chance. (Excerpt from “Hollywood vs. America” in the Baltimore Sun)

As Medved notes, even beloved family movies like E.T. are essentially based on “super kids and superfluous adults.”

One can, if one chooses, dismiss all this under the guise of Hollywood’s biggest market is to teenagers.  But this makes it even more the sinister – pandering and reinforcing teenage anti-authority, anarchism, and even a nihilistic perception of the world to sell more tickets.

The big question is, “Has Hollywood succeeded in convincing everyone – especially the young – that parents are to be ignored and kids know best? If so, one would hope that Christians would not succumb to this – given contrary teachings in the Bible.

Our church – along with approximately 300 churches around the country – had the youth perform a rather amusing play about one parent’s attempt to cancel Christmas and how the children – via their pageant – were able to make her see the folly in this.  Watching it was a very charming, amusing, sweet experience that seemed to have a good lesson – even though it had to be rescheduled to January 10, 2010 due to snow .  The people doing this play are committed Christians and our congregation is full of committed Christians who enjoyed the presentation immensely.

Believe it or not, this is what has terrified me!

It took me back to the articles above and Michael Medved’s writing.  It also took me back to my annoyance with Nickelodeon and Nick at Nite’s constant appeals to kids to put their parents in their place and retain ownership of the channel.  It took me back to all the TGIF sitcoms during the 90’s featuring parents’ painful soul searching, regret  and apologizing every time they disciplined their children. Even if the parents had a point, there was always something about the situation they did wrong.  It took me back to various and sundry movies where smart kids tolerated/tricked/buffooned their parents.  It took me back to sitcoms like Roseanne and Married, With Children who took it even a step further — both parents and children were equally objectionable.  It even reminded me of a scene in a recent sci-fi movie where a mother responds in anger by slapping her teenage daughter who sums her up as a gold digging hypocrite whose only accomplishment was marrying money.  The parent, by the way, instantly expressed regret and shame saying “I can’t believe I did that!”  There was no similar judgment against the teenage daughter’s disrespect toward her parents –  The implied message being that is the normal and accepted way teenagers are.  Well, she got killed in the next scene, but that was unrelated.

How could an innocent little children’s Christmas Pageant do all that to me?  I think to myself, “ Lighten up!  It’s a comedy.  Don’t think so deeply.  Don’t see a conspiracy behind every plot and twist.”

Well, maybe, but maybe there is something to think about.  As noted above, there’s a little something called the Kids Know Best Template.  This template shows up in TV shows, films, even commercials.  Goodnews Film Reviews.com (Kids Know Best Template) describe it as follows (after talking about older templates like the 1950’s show, “Father Knows Best”).

Since the late sixties this has changed and has deteriorated to the point where it is notably rare to find a “nuclear family” in the cinema. Dad is a dolt, and Mom is often hurried and brash. If the parents are together at all, they are usually either heading for divorce or are suffering through some serious trauma (addiction, abuse, etc.) Children are now normally shown as being on their own and often as superiors to the adults in their lives.

The “kids know best” template, where children are the wise ones and adults are ignorant jackasses, is well known to anyone who has spent five minutes with any kids TV show. How many commercials have you seen that pit kids up against authority figures. The kids possess a product that helps them defeat their oppressive foe (usually their parents). The narrative is simple: a cool kid drinks a brand of soda, wears some piece of junk or eats some kind of cereal, whatever the corporation is selling. An authority figure wants those dang kids to settle down, the kids then utilize the product in question and then dispatch the oppressive parent/teacher/librarian. This template is carried into films as well but instead of a wad of fruit roll-ups or Oreo breakfast bars the corporation hands the fictional cool kids a philosophy. Again, the process is simple: a cool kid comes into a situation where parents and other kids are mired in trouble. The cool kid shows a new way of thinking, which is generally hollow platitudes like “freeing your mind” (Bridge to Terabithia) or wholehearted tolerance (Because of Winn-Dixie). The authority figures scoff at the idea and then an emergency happens and the cool kid’s philosophy turns out to be the right way of thinking. The authority figures are forced to capitulate

It is quite scary how accurately the template above – along with the Medved description — describes the plot of the play, “You Can’t Cancel Christmas.”  The Producer’s Notes provide the following synopsis.  (Please note my comments in parenthesis.)

Synopsis: “Dude, your mom has totally lost it,” Noah tells
Nate. (This establishes the “Kids Know Best” reality as well as the right of the kids to be disrespectful.)  She’s so busy fretting about Christmas dinner preparations that she forgets about helping the kids practice for the church pageant. (She establishes herself as the ignorant jackass fretting over the least important aspects of Christmas while neglecting her – more important – obligation to the kids – effectively leaving them on their own.) The dog eats the pumpkin pie she baked for Grandma, and she’s sick of having her hands inside a cold, dead bird (Mom is clearly hurried, brash, frazzled, about issues the kids know aren’t worth the fuss.  Even in church, everybody knows where her hands were.) — but her blood pressure really rises when she discovers Nate has taken an early peek at his Christmas present. That’s the last straw — Mom cancels Christmas! (Mom commits the unthinkable act – the central crisis of the play — of arbitrarily canceling a holiday she has no right to cancel.)  Banished from the kitchen, the kids are left on their own to prepare the pageant.(So it is the leadership of the kids that must function in the absence of a mom unenlightened in the things truly important about Christmas.  BTW, did you notice the absence of a father?) King James it’s not — but funny it is! Convoluted meanings and thoroughly modernized expressions are wrapped around fun snippets of well-known songs with new lyrics. When Mom unwittingly stumbles onto the scene of the performance,(rehearsal) (thanks to the leadership of the kids) the beautifully simple truth of Jesus’ birth emerges from the humor and pushes her worries of domestic duties aside (again, thanks to the kids). Try as you might, you can’t cancel Christmas! (Contemporary Drama Service: “You Can’t Cancel Christmas”) (Producer’s Notes)

Viewing the performance, not only is Mom “hurried and brash,” she is over-the-top frazzled, almost verging on a psychotic break, and clearly unable to function in a reasoned and adult way.  It was quite clear – at least in this performance – she was not capable or willing to listen to her kids (her big mistake).  The events accentuate what is clearly an adult who isn’t really an adult.  She is not capable of stepping back and analyzing the situation.  Even at the end, she doesn’t really seem to fully grasp what the producer’s notes indicate in terms of the deep, philosophical and spiritual truism of “you can’t cancel Christmas.”  She merely relents and will probably need the children’s leadership again the next time she is “losing it.”

Another part of the template not verbalized in the quotes above involves a customary whitewashing of any wrongdoing of the kids who know best.  The mom decided to cancel Christmas because of a real transgression by one of the kids – the unlawful opening of presents.  As per usual the transgression doesn’t justify the reaction which is portrayed as an accumulation of reactions to things.  In this play, mom surely has overacted and exacerbated any Christmas frenzy with her shortcomings. The peeking at presents?  Come on, they’re just being kids!

It is true that overstatement and exaggeration are part of the stuff of humor.  It is also true that when plot after plot goes the same way, there is more to think about than “just enjoy the show.”

Any “discovering the real meaning of Christmas” plot will by necessity have someone whose not tuned into it.  The fact that the plot of this play fits the “Kids Know Best Template” so completely is more the issue.  And the fact that this play has so many Christian overtones is troubling in that the KKB template tends to go against a Christian conceptualization of family, relationships, and even – pardon this unthinkable concept – appropriate roles for young and adult.  Even in a church play, it is no longer the adult helping the young through amusing foibles.  It is the super kids guiding a superfluous adult into insights lost.

In the New Testament story of the sisters Mary and Martha, Martha is much like the mom.  She is fretting over all of the preparations and resenting her sister for not helping.  In this story two adults have differing perceptions of what is important.  Clearly, Mary chose what was important, but it wasn’t the nine year old little urchin of the house who straightened things out for her.  It was the Christ, the Messiah, the object of Christmas. 

Could an equally funny play be written with an adult teaching kids the same lesson?  Absolutely, but the KKB template is the more likely plot structure in our post-modern culture.

Imbalance in depicting social roles is not new for movies or TV.  In 1950’s television, even “Father Knows Best” was a rarity.  In many, if not most plots, the father was somewhat of a boob.  There was almost always a wise adult woman in the family quietly holding things together.  In shows with two parents and kids, there was not the pervasive “both parents are dolts” template.  There might have been one goofy or in some other way defective father, but a strong mother was in evidence even if she was a little daffy like Edith Bunker in the 70’s.  The nuclear family did fade during the following decades.  By the mid 1990’s, the only two-parent families were minorities, post-divorce, remarried blended families, or families clearly in the past.

The important issue is how effectively the values of the world and Hollywood templates of reality have infiltrated even the conservative church.  Of all the performances of “You Can’t Cancel Christmas” in churches across the country, the “kids know best” issue was probably unnoticed.  Unnoticed does not equal no effect.  As the people at Good News Film Reviews.com indicate about the KKB template:

This template is effective but also damaging. It places children above adults and trains the youth to see themselves as either equal to or greater than their elders. This can hinder the natural relationships between parent and child and asks the child to see the world in a way that’s not truthful. Am I saying that if kids watch this “kids know best” template they’re going to turn into disrespectful imps? No, but it isn’t going to help matters much. Kids tend to be irritating jerks as it is, as a society do we really need to give them support in this regard

If children – especially from Christian families – are incorporating the KKB template into their worldview due to repeated and incessant exposure to it, then this unnoticed effect is contributing to the growth of youthful empowerment and youthful anarchy.  Even more disturbing, if parents are unconsciously accepting the roles and premise of KKB fiction – even Christian parents – it will undermine their parenting.

Most disturbing is seeing this go unnoticed in even the conservative Christian Church.  One can easily be doing things based on this conceptualization – somewhat unconsciously – while not necessarily believing it intellectually.  And that’s the adults and the cultural ethos of the church.  The youth may very well thrive on this reinforcement – not necessarily distinguishing comedic exaggeration from accepted norms.

Are the playwrights, publisher, church leaders, and performers participating in a vast conspiracy?  Most assuredly not.  This is just the way comedy is done these days.  Thus the problem!  Unfortunately, there is no inoculation available against the unnoticed seepage of “norms change” that can happen when fiction portrays the same message over and over again.

Joe Johnston Sr.

Merry Xmas – I Mean, chi mas, I mean Χριστός mas, I mean Christmas – Part 2 — And Happy New Year!

In the last post, the meaning of Xmas was discussed.  As it turns out, Xmas is not an attempt to take Christ out of Christmas, but the Greek letter chi standing for Christ.  We then talked a bit about the usual anti-Christmas stuff that goes on.  The premise was that God, the Creator of the Universe could probably defend Christmas or even Xmas in His sovereignty.  This is true even though what some come up with boggles the mind.

In the last post, the inevitable protestations about Christmas were highlighted.  These annual collective whines actually are understandable.  Neither the  gospel of Jesus Christ nor the Christmas story begin at Christmas, but God in human form does.  If you are offended by Christmas in whatever way, you are probably offended mostly by the claims of and about Jesus.  Christmas and Easter are intertwined, but it is much more difficult to understand the offense taken to a little baby.  The Christmas offense is really a Christmas-Easter offense.

There are many who are not offended by Christmas. Some because of belief and some because of indifference.  If you are indifferent to Christmas you’re probably not attaching enough meaning to the celebration to create offense  Indifference – rather than hostility – would be the expected response in a “live and let live” environment.  I celebrate mine, you celebrate yours, and we all find each other’s holidays interesting.

It is a telling irony that the secularization and commercialization of Christmas that many bemoan has contributed to such a level of ubiquitousness that it is impossible to ignore the holiday.  Attempts at recasting the Christmas holiday do nothing more than prove how central it is to the season.  Clearly there are many celebrating Christmas without commitment to the birth of Jesus, but He is still in the celebration – whether by inclusion or conscious exclusion.

If any and all religions offend you, Christmas is a hard one to ignore. Precisely because of its less-than-Christian incorporations, it is everywhere (whether you call it Christmas or Holiday or Winter).  And if it is everywhere, the Christian roots of the holiday are also difficult to blot out.  It’s quite a bit easier to ignore Good Friday and Easter.  But a lot of the ire against Christmas is really ire against Christmas-Easter.

There used to be and still may be entities called Christmas Clubs.  They were essentially forced savings plans with a Christmas payoff so that one didn’t have to mortgage the garage, the kids, the dog, or sell one’s prize possession to finance Christmas.  Another type of Christmas Club might be seen as membership in the Christmas Story.  One’s attitude about everything Christmas would be influenced by membership status. If you went to a meeting of the Loyal Order of Raccoons, you’d have a completely different reaction to all of the symbols and rituals than would Ralph Kramdon – a member (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, substitute any private, exclusive membership).  Just the same as an avid fan to a sporting event would have different insider reaction than a casual spectator.

The offense at Christmas is an offense at the claims of the Christmas Story in its entirety.  A spectator to the Christmas story would be like a spectator at a sporting event – it’s ok, it’s a nice time of year, etc.    An avid fan would be like someone committed to the Christmas Story (along with its many other implications).  The third category would be that of a detractor.  The detractor is neither in the Christmas Club nor willing to “tolerate” or distantly respect others’ participation.  A detractor is not the same as a neutral party.  As has previously been stated, removing any essential element of the Christmas Story invalidates it in its entirety.  Detractors, many times, will pick away at pieces of the story.  The virgin birth is a popular target, but there are others.  For a detractor, even secular symbols of Christmas are objectionable

Christ came to Earth to redeem people.  The catch is that one must do some things quite contrary to our natural way.  One must embrace a quite negative self-concept (being a sinner whose “good” is as “filthy rags” to God); admit inability (to please God); surrender autonomy (forsake self for Christ); and forsake many things (certain both sinful and unhelpful behaviors).  Even after one joins the “Christmas Club” so to speak, these things are difficult and not accomplished without God’s help.  Everyone’s natural reaction to this is negative – no matter how cute the baby is.

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This is as far as I got in writing this post.  My original intent was to cite many evidences of the reality of the Christmas Story.  Unfortunately, Christmas Eve came and there was no more time for writing.

Because of changing family configuration — including “the other side of the family,”  we shifted our celebration from Christmas Eve to Christmas Day.  Christmas Eve in the past involved attending church as a family (parents and four offspring).  This was followed by a sumptuous dinner (which usually wasn’t ready until after 10:00).  Then presents, with things “wrapping up” before midnight.  The engagement and marrriage of one caused some scheduling issues.  Thus the shift.

Christmas Day involved spending a lot of time — most of the afternoon – in the kitchen.  The plan for the day involved greeting family who lived elsewhere, waiting for the return of two from “the other side of the family,” opening presents, and having that special dinner.  While hanging out in the kitchen most of the day, we had the television set tuned to a PBS station.

You know, PBS, that bastion of the massive Christian right-wing conspiracy.  This PBS station and presumably many others nationwide, featured special holiday programming which was essentially one holiday special concert after another.

Did I say “holiday concert?”  This admittedly less-than-supporting-Christianity media outlet put on one Christmas concert after another.  Certainly there were some secular Christmas tunes.  But each and every program found the birth of Jesus the thing most sung about!  So God’s servant, PBS, couldn’t help but proclaim the birth of the Savior.

So I end part two of this post without presenting a defense of the Christmas Story for Christians.  Because it is really true — the Creator of the Universe is more than capable of looking out for His “holyday.”

By the way, it’s January 2, 2010.  Happy New Year!  And if you didn’t have a blessed Christmas, there’s always next year.

– Joe Johnston Sr.

Merry Xmas – I Mean, chi mas, I mean Χριστός mas, I mean Christmas – Part 1

Many people get themselves in an uproar when someone uses the abbreviation Xmas.  To them, it symbolizes the effort to remove the Christ from Christmas – if not to obliterate Christian overtones to the holiday.  And clearly, there are those who use Xmas with that intention.

It seems legitimate for committed Christians to get exacerbated about attempts to hijack Christmas.  However, If you are a Christian – and even if you’re not – the Creator of the Universe is more than capable of defending the holiday if it needs defending.

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(Personal mode on.)  It was a bleak Christmas season around 1995.  In the public school there were some “power brokers” clearly desiring to downgrade Christmas.  There was a serious proposal from the un-Christmas crowd that the school adopt a policy prohibiting gifts to teachers.  The “rationale” involved thoughts that giving gifts created selfishness in children.  Can you say “huh?”  The parent organization had to go over some heads to display a Christmas tree in the lobby. As things tend to work out, there was some backlash against this anti-Christmas movement resulting in bombastic Christmas decorating in many classrooms.  Not overtly Christian symbols, but assertions of Christmas nonetheless.

In a seemingly unconnected occurrence, a group of “bell ringers” were invited to the school for a “holiday assembly.”   These bell ringers were from a well-known group home for profoundly retarded children.  The program leader had developed the admittedly challenged students’ ability to produce songs with their bells.

At the beginning of the program, the director unashamedly had each “bell ringer” introduce themselves.  This caused a little stirring in the audience. The director then told a little about the bell ringing group and stated boldly and with no ambivalence that “We don’t believe God makes any mistakes.”  We were than treated to quite a nice selection of – you guessed it — Christmas carols presented with dignity and grace.  Apparently, for all to see, God wasn’t planning on an absence from this school during the Christmas Season.

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So back to Xmas.  While not wanting to recommend it, it might surprise a lot of people that far from being an attempt to take the Christ out of Christmas, it puts or keeps Christ right there.  It originated from the use of the Greek letter chi, Χ, as an abbreviation of Christ (Χριστός). Chi was simply for Christ not instead of Christ.  So cheer up, all you Xmas mourners.  Another common misconception is that the X is supposed to be representative of the cross of Easter.  While not true, this is certainly a kinder explanation for the X than blotting out. 

Perceived “attacks” on Christmas seem annoying like little repeated pin pricks in the elbow.  Many are the result of overzealous self-censorship.  Some are the result of not-too-under-the-surface prejudice against the Christian aspects of Christmas.  There are usually one or two incidents every year that rise to the level of, at best, confounding.

A second grade student in Taunton,  Massachusetts was asked to draw something that reminded him of Christmas.  He drew a cross.  For his trouble he was sent home and forced to undergo a psychological examination.  Apparently, this picture was defined as violent and serious enough to have to determine  if he was a danger to himself or others.  The school district superintendent referred to safety protocols.  This was pretty bad.  It is clearly an overreaction by someone with an ax to grind.  Defining a religious symbol as violent and then acting on that definition is not so subtle persecution designed to create fear.  That fear will no doubt make many a parent caution their 8 year old to not draw anything religious.

Massachusetts is a wonderful place to be a kid.  In October, parents went to the state capital because of many incidents.  One in particular was also about using one’s artistic ability.  An 11 year old girl was given an assignment to draw and erect penis ejaculating.  No one except the parents and the girl seemed that upset about it.  In Massachusetts you get psychologically evaluated for drawing a religious symbol, but if you’re an 11 year old girl, it is presumably normal to be asked to draw a penis ejaculating.  While not a Christmas issue, it certainly provides an interesting contrast to the thinking up there in the Bay Colony. 

The following paragraphs  required some thought.  The dictum of “There is no such thing as bad publicity” came to mind. This Christmas – Anti-Christmas – item is thanks to a New Zealand Church.  Frankly, it might be better left unwritten.  But it seems important.  The Puritans once soundly discouraged Christmas celebration as too worldly.  This church has a billboard designed to debunk and disrespect the Christian holiday to its core.  A spokesman said the following:

“This billboard is trying to lampoon and ridicule the very literal idea that God is a male and somehow this male God impregnated Mary,” …  “We would question the Virgin Birth in any literal sense. We would question the maleness of God in any literal sense.”.

Actually, it’s important to realize that “literal” is a code word for stupid and unenlightened.  The church fathers (Oh sorry, I mean leaders) seem to be – via their billboard – embracing exactly a quite literal ridicule.  If God caused Mary to be pregnant, Church Mothers, there was not literal intercourse – obviously.  The virgin birth hinges on one’s conception of whether God has the power to transcend human norms.  To say miracles are impossible is merely to say God is not possible or to recast God as less than God.  So the church fathers/mothers/leaders are ridiculing something which they really do not believe – not the virgin birth or gender, but the very existence of God.  How enlightened!

It is surprising that this “church” would use Christmas an an occasion to use lampooning and ridiculing.  Ridicule by its very nature is unkind, intolerant, and unloving (and a bit on the elitist side). What are they ridiculing?  Not sure they even realize this.  They are ridiculing the entire Christmas story from beginning (Genesis 1) to end (Revelation 22).   Without the virgin birth, Jesus is neither Messiah nor God.  Ergo, no virgin birth, no Christmas to celebrate.  The whole gender thing is so unimportant it is laughable (oops, am I ridiculing).  Gender is a human concept which symbolizes something else and is clearly beyond all this fuss.  Jesus was born male and did refer to God as Father – so there must be a reason for that and clearly it transcends human conceptualizations of gender.

Here’s more of what the good vicar of the church in question – displaying slightly more than a bit of elitism – said

“Progressive Christianity is distinctive in that not only does it articulate a clear view, it is also interested in engaging with those who differ.  “Its vision is one of robust engagement,” he said.

So it seems the good vicar views Progressive Christians – including himself – as having a clearer view in which they wish to engage those who disagree. (Sensing a little condescension here.)  So to engage, in their minds, is lampooning and ridiculing.  Not the way its done in the debating society and not likely to produce dialogue.  Dialogue comes from mutual respect.

The church, which characterizes itself as liberal and progressive, has decided to erect a billboard designed solely to ridicule and demean Christianity, Christmas, the entire trinity, and anyone “literal” enough to believe the story.  It is unclear why they feel this “engagement” is necessary other than their underpinning unbelief.  Clearly, they would never be “literal” enough to believe in such miracles.

The paragraphs that follow will be offensive.  Not because offense is sought, but merely to describe what this church felt was the best way for them to engage us all at Christmas. 

Here is a link to the actual picture of the billboard if you choose to look ( New Zealand Harold News Story with Picture).

What you can see, if you choose to look, is that the good vicar is displaying a picture of Joseph and Mary in bed with Joseph feeling dejected and Mary looking Heavenward.  The caption reads, “Poor Joseph, God was a hard act to follow.”  Think about it.  This billboard is disrespectful of the Christian belief system at a time when everyone is preaching mutual respect and inclusiveness.  This billboard was not designed to engage in dialogue.  It was clearly designed to be irreverent at best and yes ridiculing, but also insulting of Christian beliefs and the very existence of God..  But it is good that the good vicar thinks he has a “clear view.”

He did get his fifteen minutes of fame (notoriety) and provoked some vandalism.  The vandalism, of course, will be his progressive defense and give those who enjoy ridiculing Christianity that wonderful feeling that can be summed up as “see, that’s what they’re really like.”

To the vandals, we can only reiterate that God is capable of defending Himself.  To the good vicar, maybe you better rethink how to dialogue and – perhaps – check your lightening rods.

In part 2, a little more positive note about Christmas is in order.

Joe Johnston Sr.

 

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Happy Holidays – I mean Merry Christmas

The holiday season is upon us.  It does start earlier and earlier each year – at least in the stores.  In the good old days, you didn’t see Christmas decorations until Thanksgiving.  You didn’t see Halloween stuff in the stores until October.  Well, it’s a lot different now.

The store displays relating to holidays are now a year round affair.  As soon as the Christmas regalia is tucked away, I expect to see Valentines Day burst through.  By February 15, everything will be green for St.Patrick’s Day.  Hmm…There might be a Spring-Is-Here thing, but we can depend on Mother’s and Father’s Day before Independence Day.  I believe the Halloween festivities then begin right after Labor Day.  Have holidays been secularized and commercialized?  No doubt.

What’s unique about the August through New Year’s season is that there are so many holidays.  There are at least 20 holidays from August through New Years.  Some are exclusively secular.  Some are secular/religious.  Some are all religious.  Some are even what could be called restricted-religious.  Some would even argue that certain holidays believed to be secular are really religious. Yet, there appears to be a lot of commotion about Christmas AS IF it were the pinnacle of holidays that are solely and exclusively Christian.

Using a randomly selected calendar on the internet, 20 holidays were listed from August through December.  13 of those holidays have religious significance. If you don’t want to include Thanksgiving, then it’s 12.

Getting to the point …… Of those 20 holidays, the most controversial seems to be Christmas.  In terms of lawsuits, certainly.  In terms of “policies’ – also certainly.  In terms of supposed offense – MOST CERTAINLY!

The lawsuits about Christmas have gone every which way and don’t provide us with any clear guidelines.  Most of the policies revolve around schools and businesses in terms of decorations, songs, and greetings.  We are going to zero in on offense.  There seems to be arising in America a doctrine of “you can’t offend me.”  It doesn’t really matter if the offense is something you “should” be protected from.  Offense seems to have developed its own stature.

So let’s talk a little about offense.  Offense about holidays will necessarily derive from one’s worldview and whether one chooses to take offense.

If you’re an atheist, you have Labor Day, Columbus Day, Election Day, Veterans Day, and New Year’s Eve in terms of non-religious holidays.  You “might” also have Kwanzaa and Thanksgiving – depending on your ethnicity and/or who you agree to thank.  If you choose, you can take offense at the other 15 holidays.

A Jewish person might be offended by Christmas – secular or Christian because of its pervasive qualities.  Some Jewish offendees claim that Chanukah wouldn’t be such an important holiday were it not for Christmas.  Of those 20 holidays, 5 could be guaranteed not to offend Jewish sensibilities – I think.

A follower of Islam, would possess 3 of the holidays.  Two of those holidays each last for a month, however.  They “might” be offended by fundamentally Jewish or Christian holidays or they might dismiss them.

The only Hindu holiday appearing on this clearly “holidays in America” calendar is Diwali – a Hindu Festival of Lights.  Hindu sensibility probably would not be offended by this holiday although they might take offense that no other Hindu holidays appeared on the calendar.

A big question is whether there is ANY holiday that doesn’t have the potential for offense:

  • Labor Day is basically a union holiday that might offend management. 
  • Election Day and Veterans Day appear on this calendar, but they also – albeit fundamentally secular – cause offense.  Election Day might be wrongly classified as a holiday and it might cause offense depending on its outcome or whether you get the day off.  If you’re rabidly anti-war or anti-military, you might not be too thrilled with Veterans Day or you might use Veterans Day as a platform for anti-war activities (while still supporting the troops, of course).  If you do, you will offend.
  • Columbus Day could and has offended Native Americans.  You might also be offended by this holiday because it was probably first celebrated by the notorious political machine, Tammany Hall.
  • Halloween has definitely grown exponentially in popularity in America.  Over 4.75 billion dollars has been spent on this holiday in one year.  But it is not without offense.  Many ofject to its pagan roots as well as its glorification of some of the more unsavory aspects of life.  It has also become somewhat dangerous in terms of trick-or-treating.  Halloween has been characterized by some as the high holiday of evil.
  • All Saints Day is listed on the calendar.  Many object to this holiday because of its religious connotation, but it remains pretty much within the church “reservation.”  Even some Christians object to this primarily Roman Catholic and Anglican holiday venerating saints.
  • If you are African American, Kwanzaa is your holiday – maybe.  There are a number of things, however, that might offend you.  First, it might bother you that its creator had some issues.  Black Studies professor Dr. Maulana Karenga developed the holiday.  He was convicted of two counts of felonious assault and one count of false imprisonment as a result of the torture of two black women. He has been accused of other crimes before he remade himself into an academic type. If you don’t think the shortcomings of its creator should diminish the importance of the holiday (certainly valid), you or someone else could be troubled by the extent the holiday embraces Marxism.  Non-African-Americans could be uncomfortable with some of Dr. Karenga’s writings.
  • If you are a Jehovah’s Witness, pretty much all holidays are offensive to you as idolatry.

The main point here is that almost any holiday has the potential to offend someone. If we strive to remove offense from holidays, we really need to abandon all holidays.

The Christian supposed ownership of Christmas has contributed to the controversies surrounding Christmas.  But do Christians own any holiday celebrated outside the confines of the church?  Some would claim that it is no accident “Christian holidays” have been so secularized.

The Christian would definitely claim – let’s see …….. I’m not sure. Surprisingly, the only holiday that is exclusively Christian is Advent.  Advent is a holiday that primarily resides within church celebrations (firmly on the reservation). 

Thanksgiving might be considered a Christian holiday only if one attributes to the primacy of the Pilgrim story or one makes a deliberate effort to clarify who is being thanked. 

One could argue that Christmas has degenerated into a predominantly secular celebration more like the Winter Solstice (December 21) or Saturnalia (December 17).  Due to the mixture of religious and pagan traditions around Christmas, the Puritans banned Christmas celebrations in Massachusetts Bay as did the English Parliament when led by Puritans.

The point of this post is this:  Could we all lighten up about holidays – Christmas in particular.  Opponents of Christmas don’t seem to be satisfied unless both Christian and secular aspects are marginalized or eliminated.  If I know you don’t celebrate Christmas as a religious holiday, it is not invalid still to say Merry Christmas.  Everybody lives through December 25.  It would be easy –but not essential — to take offense at almost anything involving holidays.

The multiculturalism and tolerance everyone is always talking about needs to be applied more fairly.  Let’s be a bit more understanding to those who view Christmas as an important religious observance. 

Holidays are part of the fabric of this society.  Holidays are an opportunity to be tolerant rather than intolerant.  If you think “your” holiday has gotten an unfair deal, that’s a different issue than de-Christianizing Christmas or simply ignoring or recasting it.  The only fair alternative is to eliminate all holidays as they might offend.

Joe Johnston Sr.

Do You Remember March 31, 2005?

On March 31, 2005 Terry Schiavo died.  If you don’t remember the name Schiavo, maybe you’ll remember that there was a nationwide controversy surrounding her husband’s efforts to pull the plug.

This case – probably mostly forgotten – was a high point for “the culture of death” and a low point for prolife and disability advocates.

But why bring it up more than four years later?  Along comes Rom Houben, a “victim” of being misdiagnosed as being in a vegetative-state coma.  From 1983 until recently he was treated as if he had no awareness or brain function.  It was recently found that his brain was completely intact and he was fully aware of everything going on around him.  He appeared to actually be in a condition labeled locked-in syndrome.

Let’s think this through.  He had no way to let people know he was conscious and was presumed otherwise.  Dr.Steven Laureys carried out a brain scan which led to the discovery that Houben was conscious and aware.  Dr. Laureys also did a study on 103 patients at the Coma Science Group and determined that 41% of them were misdiagnosed as being in a vegetative state.  These patients were actually in what is termed a minimally conscious state.

There appear to be a number of reasons for all of the misdiagnosis.  Doctors diagnose on observation predominantly.  The only thing they can observe is patient behavior which can be misleading.  Unfortunately for Mr. Houben, he was partially paralyzed and could not give a motor response.  There are standardized rating scales for assessing coma patients.  There are good ones and not so good ones.  The not so good ones tend to over-diagnose vegetative state.  There also seems to be a prevalent “worldview” that favors a vegetative state diagnosis for rather sinister reasons.

If Dr. Laureys’ results can be generalized, for every 10,000 patients, 4,100 are misdiagnosed.  Many of them spend their lives being treated like doorknobs or are easily disposed of.  Even with a minimally conscious state, these up to 41% of patients could have a much better quality of life and, well, not be terminated (that’s a euphemism for killed).

Dr. Daniel Amen, an advocate for brain scans, in a recent blog commented,

“This story makes me wonder how many other people in comas are actually more aware than people know. If we never look at the brain, how do we know?”

Then there was Terry Schiavo.  Was she one of the 41% misdiagnosed as being in a vegetative state?  She did have brain injury, shown to be significant in an autopsy.  Terry’s situation provoked a confrontation which screamed of “seeing the facts via your personal worldview.”  This happened on both sides, but clearly there did not exist a level of certainty that warranted death by starvation.

Are doctors rushing to judgment with coma patients and facilitating unwarranted patient termination (euphemism)?  The answer could be yes or no or sometimes.  It is clear, however, that nobody should be taken off life support without conclusive scans of the brain that rule out any misdiagnosis.  If someone appears to be in a vegetative state, but isn’t, there is little to excuse cutting the tubes.

There is a “culture of death” all around us.  It rushes to judgment with excuses like “quality of life.”  Terry Schiavo – without more than a CAT scan – was a mistake – merely because it seemed people’s worldviews rather than medical evidence, decided her fate.

Even though one could be horrified by the thought of 23 years of locked-in syndrome, Mr. Houben has been quoted as never giving up because he knew his family was supporting him.  He has not been quoted as saying “I wish they would have killed me.”  Terry Schiavo had “some” family supporting her – just not enough support to counter the “culture of death.”.

The “culture of death” is already busy.  They claim it’s a fake.  They claim that it is a compelling reason for pulling the plug more aggressively.  They criticize “conservative types” for the potential latching on to this story to discredit plug pulling.  They are worried people think we should keep everybody alive.

Even if this story is discredited, the point that we should use brain scans for more conclusive evidence for decision making still stands.  In this post, the only assertion is that brain scans should be done so that the level of certainty is high before such a decision is made.

By the by, could you doctors and medical types come up with another label than describing a human being as a vegetable.  At the risk of being accused of hyperspeak, it is almost sacrilegious – based on a very poor metaphor and joke.

Joe Johnston Sr.

Links on the story:

Belgian Case Reignites ‘Brain Dead’ Debate as Catholics Order Force Feedings

New York Daily News Story

Euthanasia Backers Discount Rom Houben, Man Who Spoke After False “Coma”

Blogger Claims Whole Thing Is a Sham

Another Skeptic from MSNBC.

Dr. Daniel Amen Comments on Houben and Brain Scans

How Could The Day Get Past Me

On Monday, November 23, 2009, I thought about November 22, 1963.  The entire Sunday, the date never entered my mind.  This is the first time in 45 years that I haven’t thought about the Kennedy  assassination on November 22.  I have noted with each passing year, however,  the media coverage shrinking.

I am a little mad at myself, but mostly I am sad that Camelot will never be.  Even at age 13, I was aware of Camelot.  If you don’t know what I am talking about, you’re probably young.  This is tragic for I fear we have become too jaded for a Camelot.

I suspect many thought Barack Obama could usher in a type of Camelot.  But I fear he can’t or won’t do what it takes.

To do penance (partially), I found a web site with postings of people’s rememberings of hearing the news.  I was going to recommend it until I scrolled down and saw a Google-like text ad about “buying everything Kennedy (one of those deals where your search term triggers the ad).  If I had typed in dung, it would say “buy everything dung.”

In my elementary geography class (this was before “social studies” and middle school) on a Friday afternoon, the teacher from across the hall knocked on the door, calling out our teacher.  They both came in and told us President Kennedy was shot.  Some of the girls started crying and one in particular – shall we say – went thermal.  She got yelled at and told to control herself.  She protested that she was related to Kennedy.  This assertion got rebuked as “boondock relative.”  This sensitive exchange was followed by assembling in the auditorium to hear some “comments from the fast lane of the stupid highway” from the principal and dismissal.  The bus ride home was very quiet.

Kennedy symbolized hope and a sense of progress.  We’re much too cynical these days for that to last very long – even though people believe in empty slogans easily.  Kennedy didn’t get a Nobel Peace Prize for nothing, but I don’t think it’s a stretch to say the country hasn’t been the same since November 22, 1963.

Why did we go to the moon?  Mostly we went because President Kennedy thought we should.  No president could pull that off today – not to mention us.

The Fortress of “Everybody Agrees With Me”

What’s the biggest social problem facing the western culture?  Is it poverty and class warfare?  Is it overpopulation?  Is it economic inequality?  Maybe it’s secularization or religion.  Perhaps it’s militancy.  Not sure what the biggest problem is, but a very big problem has to do with the “polarization of ideas.”

It appears one of the biggest changes in the last 60 years has been the shrillness of debate on almost any subject and an inherent fascism in people’s approach to disagreement.

Most political, social, and intellectual debates now are rife with ad hominem attacks.  It is not enough to debate the issues.  It is now necessary, It seems, to completely discredit and vilify those with opposing views.  Hey, it’s a good way to avoid real issues.

Although in many ways it is impossible to reach ultimate truth (thus agreement), the concept of that impossibility has led many to assert there is no truth and, therefore, “whatever I say it is, it is – for me.”  This is different than “my opinion is” and “your opinion is.”  The result is that debates are no longer debates, but intellectual and verbal brawls.

It is true that everyone has a worldview through which they filter reality.  This “worldview” does not preclude attempts to be objective.  Watch an identical news story on CNN and then on Fox.  You will clearly see bias in both (yes, both).  Watch opposing ads before an election, and notice bias gone crazy.  And each side will accuse the other of bias in reporting.

Obviously, this is easy to see in politics.  If you are a Democrat, all Republicans tend to be seen as either right-wing fascists, insensitive and rich haves, and just plain literal thinkers (euphemism for stupid dolts).  Anyone who disagrees with the so-called elite are merely misinformed and should not be taken seriously.  All Democrats are seen as “commie pinko” or just hard-line socialists.  And it gets a lot more “impolite” than that.

In discussions of religious positions, you have things happening that are extremes.  You have so-called emergent types  whose basic position is that differences are not important because all roads lead to the same place.  You have groups who will split on almost any distinctive – even an unimportant one.  And you have those who reject theism and even deism, positioning themselves as the rational, enlightened ones as opposed to the backwardness, primitiveness, and overall immaturity of any religious belief.  This is markedly different than the truth (yes, I said truth) that these are all differing positions – all with equal status as at least worldviews

In education, there are vastly different philosophies on how to educate – especially in government funded schools.  There is old math and new math; code based (phonics) vs. meaning based approaches to teaching reading; the role and quantity of testing; and a million other issues.  In each case, the people of the opposing viewpoint are characterized as much more than disagreeing.  They are wrong, unenlightened, not able to see plain facts, and a lot of other much more impolite things.

There are a number possible explanations for the “heatedness” of today’s debates.  For many, the issues are 30 second sound-bites which preclude the in-depth thinking necessary to have a deep understanding of opposing viewpoints.  Others are so wrapped up in their post-modern possession of their truth that the only option is to shout out the other person’s own truth.  Yet another explanation is that we have all embraced the concept of worldview – consciously or unconsciously – so much that we filter out any potential validity of the other person’s worldview.

The most pernicious explanation for everything mentioned above is this:  People tend to surround themselves solely with those they agree with.  When everyone in your “idea tribe” think, act, dress, talk, and generally exist identically, you think that little “tribe” is normal and everyone not in that group are, well, at least, not quite as normal.  In spite of vast quantities of available information, people cluster – perhaps for security – into idea groups.  Safely surrounded in a cocoon of agreement, it is understandable why most debate has degenerated into ad hominem.

If your primary source of the news is Bill Mahar, Ann Coulter, Alan Colmes, or Sean Hannity, you are undoubtedly living securely in your idea cocoon.  If you don’t know one person that voted for Bush, or Cheney, or Obama, or Gore, you probably are in an idea cocoon. 

There is no question that we all tend to gravitate towards those with whom we agree.  The problem lies in the inability to see any other viewpoint in other than diabolical, conspiratorial, or just plain stupid terms.

Now switching  into first person mode (with just a bit of a red face).

Since I am not a talk show host, political commentator, journalist, or university tribal, I will use examples from the field of education (my profession for over 30 years) to illustrate.

During the 1950’s we were firmly ensconced in the Cold War which pitted Communist USSR and its satellite nations against the west (USA and western Europe as well as other allies).  Part of that Cold War was competition in almost everything, but particularly technology. The USSR beat us into space by launching Sputnik in 1957.  This event ignited the “space race.”  

Not only did it ignite the space race, but it contributed to virtual hysteria about not measuring up to the Russians.  One of the places hit hardest by this was the educational system.  We needed to up the ante and produce more scientists. 

Two years earlier, a book titled Why Johnny Can’t Read And What You Can Do About It was published.  The author presented the U.S. education program as “look-say” like learning Chinese to be at odds with the teaching of reading in the rest of the world (presumably except China) which used a code-based or phonics approach.  The book and author ignited a heated debate between code-based teaching of reading to other approaches.  The debate – now termed “The Reading Wars” — seems to still be raging.

I was pretty much unaware of this churning as I was under 10 at the time.  But I do remember being taught with Dick and Jane and it being primarily a whole-word learning approach.  The reason everybody spoofs Dick and Jane is because of the stilted, repetitive vocabulary.  This was the direct result of gradually teaching new words.

Many years later, Rudolf Flesch re-emerged in a Parent’s Magazine article making the same arguments.  At that time, I was all grown up and working as a reading specialist.  Most of the “reading tribe” including me regarded Flesch as an extremist, with an extremist point of view.  Some even implied he was a fundamentalist-type in reading.  The nation had moved toward phonics and was now moving back. We were all pretty eclectic at the time and many approaches were common.  I fancied myself as being eclectic – flexible enough to match the approach to the student.

The pendulum had swung toward phonics in the 1950’s and 60’s and was in the middle of swinging back at the time of Flesch’s article.  Unfortunately for Flesch and the schoolchildren of America, the pendulum continued that swing.  By the late 1980’s, we were looking at learning to read as a natural extension of learning a language. 

Thanks mostly to Noam Chomsky, learning to read was regarded as a natural process that would proceed naturally as learning to talk.  This resulted in reading instruction designed to ignite motivation to read in a highly literate environment.  Flesch and Chomsky could be regarded and were at opposite ends of the continuum.  Both had valid points within their respective worldviews – perhaps not ultimate truth for either.

The Whole Language movement – as the result of Chomsky’s worldview and theory – turned reading instruction into a total meaning-emphasis approach.  Reading was regarded as a psycholinguistic guessing game with students “sampling” the page to construct meaning.  Although this would be denied by proponents, instruction in phonics moved so far to the periphery that it almost didn’t exist.  Reading instruction became literature appreciation.  This certainly was consistent with a worldview that reading was a process “hotwired” into children. 

When I worked in the mid-1970’s with phonics fading as the predominant approach many teachers were not thrilled.  Instruction was scripted, easy to follow, and easy to measure.  During the 1980’s instruction was more complex because there were expectations of individualization, grouping, and more – merely quantity-wise – to teach.  Whole language-based instruction was “feel-good” instruction for many because it emphasized affect and was plain more fun to teach.

Whole language was a worldview more than a theory.  Proponents were absolutely certain of the superiority of this approach not only educationally, but philosophically.  It presupposed a highly positive image of humanity eagerly grasping to learn if only the schools would stay out of the way.  Debate about it was harsh, very ad hominem, and very I-they.

I never bought into whole language.  I always thought it touchy-feeling wish fulfillment that cared little about reading, but more about loving stories and books.  From 1988 until the end of the 90’s, I had a permanent wince on my face.  Welcome to the minority.  Whole language didn’t live up to its promises, spent a lot of time figuring out how not to be accountable for that, and began fading as “Balanced Literacy” took hold.  Its proponents of whole language, of course, saw this as a mistake in spite of their dismal results.

Total phonics was extreme; Whole language was extreme; even “Balanced Literacy” was extreme in it pursuit of balance (of course, a reaction to the imbalance of whole language).  Total phonics and whole language were so ensconced in their own worldviews – and so highly critical of any other approach and those espousing it – that what would have been a better approach wasn’t visible to either.

Here’s the rub:  We are all effected by the predominant worldviews in some way or another.  But if we know this, admit this when we’re part of the predominant, and try to look at other worldviews we might see something invisible from within the cocoon.  After years of whole language, it pains me to say Rudolf Flesch didn’t look the same to me.

During the period after the turn of the century (for you older foks, I mean 2000), partially because of developments in reading theory, I found myself with the dreaded conclusion I might – want to or not – find myself agreeing with Rudolf Flesch.  Had my own worldview changed that much?

As a former educator, I will usually start reading articles critical of American education.  I even agree with a lot of the criticism.  One of the most virulent critics of American education is Jonathan Kozol.  Jonathan and I go way back to college in the 1970’s.  No, not personally, but one of his books was required reading in my ed. psych. class.  I even agreed with a lot of it – hey, it was the 70’s.

No Child Left Behind came along and I – like most teaching people – objected to its single-source accountability.  I even learned Jonathan Kozol also disagreed with NCLB.  Could it be happening again? 

After two years of NCLB, our district made some changes to attempt to bolster up our lower performing schools.  Most of us NCLB — “it’s not fair” and “it’s impossible” – critic types were filled with angst.  The changes were difficult to implement, but we saw results

A year or so ago – after our third year of meeting our school-wide percent proficient goal – I thought about Kozol’s writings.  The reason:  We had been a failing urban school much like those in Mr. Kozol’s writings.  We no longer were, mostly because of the pressure placed upon us by NCLB.  In fact, our school had beat the odds quite consistently and was even characterized as the flagship school of the district (even though we had the highest poverty level by a large margin).  I softened on NCLB and had to admit that , at least for us, it seemed to have been positive.  But Kozol had enough issues with NCLB to go on a hunger strike.

We had accomplished this and our innovations were not really as large and brilliant as one would suppose.  And no, we didn’t just teach test-taking all day.  This lead me to ponder why we weren’t able to do it sooner which also made me wonder if our years of less stellar performance were artificial constructions (worldviews?).  This then fed to my curiosity about Jonathan Kozol.

If those “artificial constructions” in our school were typical of what was happening across America, this was a tragedy.

Oh no, it was happening again.  I was pretty uncomfortable by the fact I had at least partial agreements with Kozol and Flesch.  Rudolf Flesch and Jonathan Kozol were probably  polar opposites) – why did I keep getting pushed out of my worldview cocoon?

There’s that worldview again.  As I indicate in other blog posts, everybody has a worldview.  This worldview colors everything the person knows, thinks or opines.  It also colors the way they put facts together. 

One of Jonathan Kozol’s books was sitting around school, so I perused it.   Kozol had/has a worldview and it ain’t “God Bless America.”  But he takes facts, connects them together, and provides conclusions which do stem from the facts.  After noting a lot of praise for the educational system in Cuba (I had also heard this in graduate school), it was clear Kozol’s worldview as it regards education in the USA goes way beyond any level of criticism that I could be comfortable with.  Who is correct on this is not as important as the idea that I could agree with him on many points and be informed by his perspective,

I’m not going to speculate whether Jonathan Kozol or Rudolf Flesch can see beyond their particular worldviews.  But certainly it would be a benefit for all of us to do so.

I will pontificate on the state of reading instruction in a different post, We may finally in that field be able to get past “my theory vs. your theory” because of studies on the brain.  That also remains to be seen

No Child Left Behind has – whether wisely or otherwise – seen the need to exert incredible pressure on schools to perform.  It holds schools inexorably accountable for results.  This is a single-source type of accountability.

In more privileged schools, there are other variables to enhance school performance.  In less privileged schools these variables can be absent or negative.  This does not – as it has in the past – justify the achievement gap.  In 2014, when 100% proficiency is mandated, it is likely most, if not all, schools will be lacking.  I suspect Jonathan Kozol would agree and assert NCLB just turned urban schools into failure schools.

It will be ones worldview that will determine how this state of affairs in 2014 is interpreted.  If nobody leaves their own worldview cocoon, shrill and acidic debate will follow – unlikely to produce usable results.

The same scenario as that of education could easily be documented in many spheres.  The solution isn’t embracing worldview to the exclusion of meaningful consideration of other worldviews.  It might be helpful for policymakers to not just hang around their fortress of agreement.

Think outside the box could just as easily be think/exist outside your personal agreement fortress.

Joe Johnston Sr.

Your Category – Your Afterlife – Your Choice

It’s pretty clear everyone has an opinion about the afterlife.  These opinions range from “there is none” to very elaborate envisioning of the future.

This is not always a favorite topic – especially if it seems very far off.  If you are an atheist and to some degree an agnostic, this question causes little concern.  Death may be a concern, but the afterlife really shouldn’t be.  The uncertainty of the agnostic may cause greater concern.  If your belief-system includes reincarnation, you have concerns about “what’s next” or “have I reached it.”  This leaves deists and theists who usually think there is an afterlife, but don’t always agree on its nature.  If you are in the “undecided” category, you still have to deal with the possibility of the afterlife.

We live in an age of choices.  People believe this is a pluralistic world where no one should impugn another’s choices.  Many believe all religions lead to God so their choice of religion is a Menu – choose how you want to get there.  There are even some who sincerely believe God meant it to be this way to attract more people.  It’s not much of a stretch to say many believe their individual definition/description/choice of what the afterlife is, to indeed be what happens.  The variety of scenarios is endless.  One is left with the question who defines the nature of the afterlife.

Unless you hold to reincarnation, the afterlife will definitely be on a different plane (as opposed to returning as a slug (on the way down) or a majestic eagle (on the way up).  The concept of “the next plane” seems to be what people who consult a medium and dabble in psychic realms believe.  The next plane isn’t heaven, just another place.  This would be a continuation of life, essentially in a different place/dimension.  Some even believe they become God in some way.

While this may be an appealing concept, it is unlikely that this is what happens in the absence of a Deity.  In the absence of Deity, annihilation is the most likely scenario.  Assuming the existence of Deity in the “afterlife equation,” it is not likely that the Deity performs on our terms.  The Deity would be the one to define the terms of the deal.  This flies in the face of rampant post-modern individualism, but it is fair to assume if there is afterlife at all, there is Deity, and if there is Deity, the Deity tells us rather than we tell the Deity.  It’s extremely improbable there is an Afterlife Bill o’ Fare.

If one looks to Deity for the afterlife, then one must have a – so sorry to be so narrow minded – a correct understanding of God.  If you think the statement “God to me” is a valid one, then you think God’s nature and existence and even the terms and conditions of the deal follow your “choice mechanism.”  Many think it is impossible to “know” things about the metaphysical realm, but we are likely to know all too well after death.

Let’s be brash.  Let’s stipulate there is a God who is “other.”  That is, God has existence outside His creation.  Let’s also stipulate – just for fun – that He is in charge.  He is the omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent one.  Let’s really be freewheeling and concede that God’s existence doesn’t depend on us for anything.

If you’re not sure you can go this far, read on anyway because you’re still a big part of the rest of this post.  By the way, polls done in the early 1970’s and 2004 indicate that between 70% and 73% of people in the U.S. believe in an afterlife.  Only between 16% and 20% do not and there’s always that undecided factor (about 10%).  So potentially 80% of the people reading this post have a vested interest in the afterlife  The other 20% will participate – their unbelief will not exclude them from the experience. 

Let’s raise the stakes a little bit.  On the topic of Heaven and Hell, in 1997 72% of a Gallop Poll indicated belief in Heaven.  In 2004, that percentage had risen to 81%.  In terms of Hell, in 1997 56% believed in the existence of Hell.  In 2004 that percentage went up to 70%.  In both 1997 and 2004, a handsome majority of people believed in Heaven and Hell, but more believed in Heaven than Hell (72% vs. 56%, and 81% vs. 70%). In 2004, 12% were unsure about Hell and 17% did not believe in it.  Presumably, most would want to avoid Hell and go to Heaven. 

Obviously belief in something doesn’t create or destroy it. This assertion used to be easy, but now many people equate their beliefs so closely with reality that they see no distinction.  Even so, potentially less than 30% of Americans do not believe in both Heaven and Hell.  A poll asking whether people thought anyone actually went to Hell might be quite different

The Categories

People’s belief in God, afterlife, and, shall we say consequences, fit into four broad categories:

  1. Don’t believe – and know they don’t believe.  Some even think they’ll prefer the company in Hell.
  2. Believe they are going to Heaven, but – NOT.  Believe in Heaven and Hell, and don’t think they’re going to Hell.  However, they are not correct on this for a number of reasons.
  3. Believe – Going to Heaven – YES.  Have a belief system in line with the plans of the Creator.  In other words, think they’re going to be in Heaven – and will be.
  4. Ambivalent – Not Sure – Going to Heaven – YES  Don’t think they will be in Heaven, but will be.

The interesting aspect of these four categories is that there is a subjective and objective element to each.  In two cases, the subjective reality of the individual is correct and lines up with what will eventually happen.  In the other two, belief and outcome are out of synch – the belief doesn’t create nor destroy the objective reality of what will happen.

The spotty relationship between belief and reality will be difficult for some to accept.  Belief neither obliterates reality nor creates reality.  In terms of an afterlife, the rule-maker is not the individual but rather the Higher Power, Deity, God.  If one cannot accept this premise, one is probably a member in good standing of Category 1 or 2.

Category 1:  This is the simplest category to explain.  People who fit into this category have no conflict.  They do not believe in God, afterlife, or general “religiosity.”  This category of people has become quite vocal and militant in their so-called “unbelief.”  Not only do they not believe, but they don’t think anyone else should.  They consider themselves more enlightened, rational and evolved.  They see “religion” as a primitive response to reality.  To them, this response “should” be superseded by the revelations of science.  Some of the labels of people in this category include atheists, skeptics, humanists, and even some agnostics.  People in this category tend to label any claims – other than theirs – to absolute truth as intolerant and, well, primitive.

What’s surprising – sort of – about many in this camp is their vehemence.  They don’t have a “live and let live” attitude toward religion and will accuse those with any faith of being the creators of all kinds of “evil” (according to whom – what is evil?) in society.  They also refuse to subject their position to debate.  Their position is so enlightened and evolved, it is even characterized as a “gift.”  From whom the gift comes is unclear. 

The key point is that this “unbelief” system is, in actuality, a full blown belief system.  Many Category 1 people would benefit from a careful reading or rereading of the underlying values in theory choice of Thomas Kuhn.

Category 2:  This is a scary category for people of all stripes.  This is the group of people who firmly believe in Heaven and God (not necessarily in a correct sense) and are convinced they will partake.  Go to any church, synagogue, or mosque on the Sabbath  day and you will find a whole bunch of these.  These are people with quite an unpleasant surprise awaiting them.  This is perhaps a significant portion of that 81% who said they believed in Heaven in 2004.

Category 2 people tend to fit into typologies:

  • Universalists:  These people find the concept of a God of judgment to be repugnant.  The God they “know” is a God of love.  A God of Love is, to them, totally contrary to a God who would punish.  It is common for this group to refer to religious things as “my God,” “my Jesus,” and “my Bible tells me.”  Alternatively, to them this is a therapeutic world with not so much right and wrong, but a journey.  There are many who assume that the only qualification for Heaven is birth.  By the way, there are churches all over North America, if not the world, who will reinforce this view – or at least downplay the possibility of God acting as a judge.
  • Works-based:  The notion that God rewards good works is widespread.  In a sense, it is certainly true.  Many religious systems – some even unknowingly – are based on performing enough good works to outweigh or cancel out the bad.  These good works can be acts of charity or compassion, meeting ceremonial obligations, or – even – having enough faith.  Another form of “good works” is striving to maintain your God-given level of grace (faith plus works).   If someone asks you why you’re going to Heaven and your answer is pretty much about how you’re a good person, then you fit this works-based typology.
  • Belonging-to-the-Country-Club:  If you grew up in the church, mosque, or synagogue you could feel like your in the country club.  One of the reasons is because many visible churches function more like social clubs than churches.  There are many whose church identity is very entrenched, but who don’t really go beyond that.  Church is a Sunday morning compartment – or maybe a Saturday night compartment.  There’s a statistic floating around that almost 60% of youth leave the church before the end of college.  It is likely many of these fall into this category.  Church attendance and even membership don’t equate to assurance of Heaven.
  • Ritual and Sacramental Participation:  Many religious systems have prescribed activities which may be called means of grace or holy obligations,  None of these are in and of themselves sufficient to guarantee Heaven.  This is not to say any are not useful or desirable, but reliance on these alone can still leave you in the think but won’t category.

These four categories – which might explain an expectation of Heaven which is not objectively true — are neither exhaustive nor self-contained.  There tend to be elements of one or more in a person’s perception of their status regarding Heaven. 

This is a dangerous category to stay in.  It is self-deluding.  This is a good thing to “have at” via study, prayer, careful thought, and seeking God’s help.

Category 3:  In this category, the subjective belief of an afterlife in Heaven aligns with its objective realization upon death. This should be the easiest category to write about, but  it is not.  A person belonging to category 3 is subjectively and objectively assured of Heaven.  It is presupposed that a sense of assurance exists.  That can be difficult in terms of avoiding Category 2 (false assurance), appearing arrogant or self-righteous, or due to normal human doubt or externally imposed uncertainty.

Of course, category 3 presupposes the correctness of the belief-system.  This means correctness on the essentials that align with the teachings of God.  This does not mean every single theological point.  With the exception of universalism (as stated in category 2), it is difficult to find religious belief-systems that give assurance.  Almost all are works-based with the emphasis on doing “things” to please God – thus leading to Heaven.

It is equally difficult for humans to NOT engage in work-based actions.  Our natural inclination is to think our contributions are utterly important.  Even faith-based belief-systems struggle not to, consciously or unconsciously, let works-based practices creep into their theology.

Anyone who hopes be be assured of entrance into Heaven needs to not be in category 1 or 2.  Only about 27% of Americans report themselves not believing in an afterlife and are, hence, members of category 1  That 27% are still going to deal with what is ultimately going to happen regardless of their beliefs.  it is the 10% undecided and the 73% who do report belief who should be concerned about the reality of their assurance.

Membership in category 3 (or 4) is contingent on the real God doing something to facilitate and assure entrance into Heaven.   It seems reasonable to orient oneself to God’s control rather than assuming personal preference or opinion (category 1, 2, 3, or 4) will dictate or shape what happens.  The last sentence is easy to misread.  It’s about the supremacy of the sovereignty of God over personal emotion or opinion.

There are those who are ultimately destined to spend their afterlife in Heaven who don’t really know that (category 4).  There are multiple reasons for this.  Some of these people worry that they can do or not do something that will change their afterlife.  Some will have not reached category 3 until a later point in time (in terms of their awareness).  These are people stuck within time and space. 

There are also many in category 4 who mistake assurance for arrogance.  Many are unclear of who the author of their afterlife is and are afraid.  There are others who have been mislead by teachings designed to superimpose works onto faith.

Do you have a clear sense of the category to which you belong?  Are you confident to wager your afterlife on it?  In which of these categories does being wrong have the biggest consequences? If you debate the categorization itself, is your system worth betting the afterlife on?  These are crucial questions that shouldn’t be left unanswered.

Obviously, the categories are not neutral.  This categorization presupposes that category 3 is essential.  And that presupposes your belief-system is correct as compared to being one of many paths.

If a belief-system is not capable of offering assurance, it is likely a works-based system.  Category 3 offers nothing if there is no possibility of assurance.  It is this author’s belief that only Christianity offers assurance.  As such, it seems to behoove especially members of category 2 to explore further.  This is also true of those unsure or undecided.

One of the biggest barriers is the human need to be autonomous.  To surrender to the Creator control of the terms for an afterlife deal – not to mention life itself — is no easy thing.  Many believe it is impossible without God’s assistance.  In fact, the Bible characterizes “the Gospel” as foolishness to all belonging to category 1 and 2.

Christianity – as distinguished from all other belief-systems – claims that God Himself visited Earth and provided the terms of the afterlife.  People in category 1 aren’t too thrilled when the name Jesus is brought up.  People in category 2 have usually remade Jesus in their own image.  Just like all have religion – whether they call it that or not – all have something to say about the deity of Jesus.

Jesus can be confirmed historically.  Jesus did claim to be Deity.  So he either was deluded, purposely lied, or is.

Belief will not make Him God – just as unbelief will not make Him less.  Check your category and be sure.

Joe Johnston Sr.

The Berlin Wall – Can You See It As Wrong?

It’s pretty unlikely that you’ve spent a lot of time thinking or talking about either Communism or Eastern Europe.  We don’t even use the term “Red China” much anymore.  Most twenty-somethings probably don’t even know that much about Communism apart from their college years.  They also don’t know how worldview colors so many other things for America’s critics.

As I indicate in other blog posts, everybody has a worldview.  This worldview colors everything the person knows, thinks or opines.  It also colors the way they put facts together.

The concept of worldview has even caused some to abandon truth, morality, ethics, even polite discourse.  If you think there is no such thing as absolute truth and right and wrong, you might want to ponder today.  Today in 1989, the Berlin Wall fell.  I’ve got a question:  Was the Berlin Wall objectively wrong?  Was it objectively wrong to imprison citizens.  Judging by the inane comments on the blogosphere, there are probably many of you that will tell us that these were internal affairs of a sovereign government blah blah blah.

Here’s a fact:  171 people were killed or died attempting to escape at the Berlin Wall between August 13, 1961 and November 9, 1989.  Can we say that was wrong?  I hope so.  Citing something equally wrong as is the usual response doesn’t change anything.  One of those killed was left to bleed to death by the East German guards. One theory was they were trying to incite the West Berlin citizens to violence to help justify the wall.   Was that wrong?

Before we delve into the significance of today, let’s ponder right and wrong.  You have three possible answers:  yes, no, equivocate.

  1. Is raping your sister wrong (easy one)? _________________
  2. Is mass execution of the handicapped wrong?____________
  3. Was the invasion of Manchuria by the Japanese wrong?____
  4. Was segregation wrong? __________ (still pretty easy)
  5. Was historical Communism wrong? (harder)______________
  6. Is killing a 3 year old whose mother was raped wrong?______
  7. Is killing a 1 year old born out of incest wrong?____________
  8. I’m not going to go there.
  9. Was/Is torture of POWs wrong?__________ (Does this depend on who is doing it?)
  10. Is spanking not during anger wrong?___________________
  11. Is smoking wrong?_________________________________

There were only two questions for which it is reasonably possible to answer no.  Sorry, professor, number 5 is a yes.  Number 9 will create argument, but people will answer differently depending on who is doing it. 

The videos below are about the Berlin Wall.  Plenty of people wanted to equivocate on this issue.  But some will talk about the wall as absolute wrong. 

In 1961, authorities closed Berlin.  There were many reasons for this, but it was a wall to keep people in.  Please watch the video:

In 1961 the Communist government erected a wall in Berlin

 

 

The wall kept people in – separated from friends, family and job.  The West Berliners were “an island of freedom.”

President Kennedy visited Berlin on June 26, 1963 – only months before his assassination.  There was no doubt in his mind that the wall was evil – the wall was wrong – the wall was a prison – the wall shouldn’t be there.  Kennedy made Berlin a universal symbol in the struggle for freedom in the world.

 

 

“Ich Bin Ein Berliner:”

“…..Let them come to Berlin.”

“All free men wherever they live are citizens of Berlin.”

Ronald Reagan had other words about Berlin on June 12, 1987.  Like Kennedy, there wasn’t any “gray area” on this topic.  He spoke harsh words to Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev during a time when everyone wanted to believe things were “gettin’ better” back in the USSR.

 

 

“Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate!”

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

“Because we remained strong, the Soviets came back to the table.”

President Reagan was feared by Gorbachev and the Soviets.  He matched aggressive weapons buildup – believing the road to peace was through security.  His diplomacy had a backbone.

In 1989 – 2+ years since the Reagan speech – 26+ years since the Kennedy speech – and over 40 years since the end of World War II, the Berlin Wall came down.

 

 

The wall came down.  Germany was reunited.  The Soviet Union disintegrated.  Part of the reason for the collapse were presidents not afraid to talk in absolute terms  The term “evil empire” leaves little to wonder.  A demand aimed directly at a Soviet head of state, and aggressive use of all means to put and keep pressure on the Soviet system can hardly be called looking at all sides.

We now have a different president.  We have a president that was “too busy” to go to Germany to celebrate one of the biggest historical events of the 20th century.  Was this an absolute wrong?  Many think so or at least think it was a mistake.

Just to be fair, he did send a video greeting.  Let’s compare it to the in-person speeches of John Kennedy and Ronald Reagan.

 

“Few would have foreseen … that a united Germany would be led by a woman from Brandenburg or that their American ally would be led by a man of African descent. But human destiny is what human beings make of it,”

Toby Harndon, the Daily Telegraph’s USA Editor, had some choice comments about Obama’s no show: Not Enough About Him? Barack Obama Skips Berlin Wall Ceremonies,

In terms of the video, there seemed to be little specificity in his message.  Maybe I’m just sensitive because I remember vividly watching a mother wave across the barbed wire to a daughter she wouldn’t see again soon in 1961 when I was 11.  Maybe it was the assassination of Kennedy just months after his Berlin speech.  It could have even been how much I liked Reagan’s directness (ride em cowboy).  Or maybe I just think he should have gone.

The speech quoted Kennedy, didn’t mention the evil empire by name.  But it certainly seemed like Obama wanted everybody to know – again – it has to be about him.

Joe Johnston Sr.

P.S. Maybe you think there are no absolutes (absolutely), nor absolute right and wrong (absolutely).  But without absolutes, there’s a good chance the wall would still be there (absolutely).

Do You Have Your Worldview, Philosophy and Religion in Synch?

I met a Hindu at a steakhouse the other day.  I was a little surprised.  He said he didn’t worry too much about eating his uncle. Then I went to a Chinese restaurant full of Jewish people eating pork lo mein with parmesan cheese.  I met both a Communist atheist and a Communist Christian.  I met a Christian environmentalist talking to a pagan environmentalist.  I even heard of a Christian who said he couldn’t be a Christian if he weren’t also a Buddhist.  Eldridge Cleaver, I was surprised to learn, ended up as a right-wing Christian.  Many people think all Christians are right wing, or should be right-wing.  I have read Christianity Today and also Sojourner.

The point:  Things don’t line up the way we expect them to…not always.  Much of this has to do with worldview, philosophy, and religion.  There can be true similarities and true differences between worldview, philosophy and religion.  There can also be false similarities and false dichotomies.

Everybody Has a Worldview – a Philosophy – and (Surprise) a  Religion

If you are a Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, atheist, agnostic, or new pagan (to name a few) you definitely have a worldview,  Actually, if you’re breathing, you have a worldview.  A worldview can be considered an attempt to understand the truth of things – or the impossibility thereof..

If you are a Christian or Muslim, you believe you will have some kind of afterlife defined by your deity.  As a Hindu, you have quite a different idea of what might happen (Uncle Bossie?).  An agnostic or atheist will either say “we’ll see,” “not sure,” or assert no afterlife.  I think, but am not sure, that the new pagan lines up with the Hindu.

Meet a Breathing Person – Meet Their Worldview

Let’s start with worldview.  You may say you have no religion or no philosophy, but you definitely have a worldview.  A worldview is something we all have – whether we know it or not.  James W. Sire, author of The Universe Next Door: A Basic Worldview Catalog, defines a worldview as follows:

A worldview is a commitment, a fundamental orientation of the heart, that can be expressed in a story or a set of presuppositions (assumptions which may be true, partially true, or entirely false) that we hold (consciously or unconsciously, constantly or inconsistently) about the basic constitution of reality, and that provides the foundation on which we live, and move, and have our being.

Even Sire’s definition of worldview is influenced by a worldview.  As you see, a worldview is an all encompassing thing holding much sway in our lives.  Everyone has a worldview (even if it’s “I don’t know it.”).  Everyone is entitled to their own worldview.  A worldview shapes the way we see reality.  Some people even believe their worldview actually is or creates reality.  One can argue (perhaps unsuccessfully) that they have no religion or philosophy – not so with worldview.  Worldview is a broader concept than either religion or philosophy. Both philosophy and religion are usually associated with a group’s set of presuppositions or story.  There are so many similarities between worldview, philosophy, and religion, that it is important to look at each of their distinctives.

Philosophy is Like a Worldview – But Has Differences

Philosophy as a concept and field of study includes:

Investigation of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning rather than empirical methods. (Dictionary.com)

There are different branches of philosophy (natural, moral, and  metaphysical).  Philosophy can study a particular set or branch of knowledge (philosophy of science, philosophy of education), and can be a set of philosophic doctrine (philosophy of Spinoza).  Philosophy can be guiding principles of life.  For an individual, philosophy is part of the worldview.  Differing philosophies have potential to co-exist.  For example, a hedonist can acknowledge a stoic and even see their point without changing philosophy.

Religion Brings in Deity and Truth

Your religion can also be part of your worldview – even your philosophy — and contribute greatly to its formation.  Religion differs on the matter of truth.  It is:

a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

It is a bit more difficult for religions to co-exist.  Religions contain truth claims which are, many times, contradictory.  Christians believe Jesus is deity while Jews, Muslims and others deny this. The “afterlife” will be quite a different thing for Hindus or any group holding to reincarnation, than to Christians, Muslims, even atheists.  Although many would assert that all religions lead to the same place, each group cannot be correct when there are contradictory claims between them.

There are similarities between philosophy and religion.  Both seek to understand reality and knowledge.  Both can provide values. Religion, however, moves into the realm of the existence of a supreme being, and also more directly derives practices and morals from that supreme being.

Do You Think Your Worldview Is Your Religion?  Do you Think Your Religion Is Your Philosophy? Do They Line Up? 

We have a lot of problems because of confusion between worldview, philosophy, and religion.  This is understandable because of their similarities.  We also have issues because of the relationship of worldview, philosophy, and religion to truth.  Even if you believe that truth is elusive or non-existent, this doesn’t remove the confusion problem.  Asserting “no absolute truth” is a self-defeating proposition because it is, in itself, an absolute truth.

As already stated, everyone has a worldview.  Further, everyone has the right to their worldview regardless of its relation to truth, internal consistency, or ultimate consequences.  In practice, the right to a worldview gets complicated quickly when individual worldviews clash via behavior.  This usually happens at the level of philosophy. 

To a somewhat lesser degree, each person can have a philosophical bent.  A person’s philosophy (philosophy influences behavior, ethics, and other life practices) will have an effect on the person’s as well as other people’s lives.  When behavior comes into the picture, there is less individual autonomy regarding one’s philosophy than one’s worldview. 

Your philosophy does have consequences. If your philosophy and resulting behavior is “eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we will die,” there will be personal consequences to that. Natural health consequences might include diabetes or addiction. Such a present-centered approach might also be harmful in other ways.  If your philosophy is the opposite of the above, a more stoic or aesthetic life will be the result.  There is a possibility of some externally imposed sanctions (laws will restrict things like DUI) for the former, but consequences of this kind of philosophical bent usually accrue mostly to the individual.  Interpersonal consequences are another matter.

There are differences in philosophy which will influence others without sanction.  Underneath a philosophy is a concept of reality and the individual’s relationship to it.  Usually, that underlying conception will frame everything.  If you are a manager who believes people do the minimum and no more, this negative management philosophy will influence your management style.  There are differing management styles based on philosophy.  Philosophy can be right or wrong, have a piece of reality, or be one of many choices.  The workers will be part of that philosophy unless they go elsewhere.

If your philosophy’s resulting behavior butts up against too many others, there can be external consequences.  If you believe everyone should serve in the military as part of patriotic duty and thus believe all conscientious objectors are unpatriotic cowards, this can be either worldview or part of your political philosophy.  If your political philosophy results in actions against COs, your philosophy will create external consequences.

There is, with limitations, the possibility for differing philosophies co-existing and having levels of validity.  Philosophy doesn’t always escape a relationship to truth.  If you have a philosophy of learning that is just wrong, you can stifle the development of a generation.

Religion Is Not The Same As Philosophy – It Claims Truth

In the matter of religion, things get quite a bit more complicated.  A religious belief system inherently has claims to truth.  If it does not, it is not really a religion by definition, but a philosophical system.  A religious system tends to promote a particular worldview and philosophy.  There can be some variations in the system, but the religion’s truth claims are just that.  A pantheistic religion claims that God and the universe cannot be separated.  God is not what they see as a anthropomorphized, personal “other.”  Islam, Christianity, and Judaism tend to see a distinctive between “creation” and the “creator.”  There are quite a number of variations on this distinctive.  Some Christian conceptions of the Trinity border on pantheism, but generally, on the issue of transcendence, there are irreconcilable  truth claims in each.  Religions with quite different truth claims can and do, many times, produce moral systems with similarities.  These similarities can confuse, but do not diminish or erase clearly conflicting truth claims.

Thus in the arena of religion, there can be both false dichotomies and false similarities.  One can look at the Mormons and Christians and see similarities in behavior which can obscure vast differences in truth claims.  The same is true of the somewhat combined heritages of Christianity and Judaism.  The similarities end, quite quickly, on the topic of Jesus being the Messiah.  Though they share much of the same scripture, the Christian interpretation of the Old Testament is vastly different than that of the Jew.  An example of a false dichotomy would be something like that of the Amish compared to other branches of Christianity.  A large body of truth claims can be shared, but differences in translating this to how to live can obscure those similar truth claims

Worldview differs from religion in that it can exist regardless of the validity of its truth claims.  Certainly religion can define worldview, but one can have quite similar religious beliefs but have vastly different worldviews as long as the worldview and the religious truth claims do not contradict. Think of conservative vs.. liberal in the realm of religion. For the Puritan, plain dress was part of the religious belief system while others saw no conflict between beliefs and fancier dress. For the Lutheran or Anglican, a church service without liturgy is almost unthinkable while a church service with liturgy is unthinkable to the Quaker or Plymouth Brethren.  In terms of not contradicting, However, it would clearly be impossible to believe the religious claims of an avowed pedophile (at least I hope so).  Thinking of worldview as if it is a religion can be problematic.  Thinking of religion as merely a worldview is also problematic.  When worldview is used to infer religion or religion is used to infer worldview, problems can occur.

Some of the Things That Go Wrong When Worldview, Philosophy, and Religion Are Confused

Religion is different from philosophy and worldview in that there are truth claims attached to it.  Therefore, it matters greatly if the truth claims of the religion are true or not true.  Many people – especially those espousing a post-modern perspective – dismiss this because they view truth as other than absolute or at least unknowable.  This is, perhaps unknowingly, quite an intolerant stance.  If truth is individuated and other than absolute then religion per se is impossible and reduced to nothing more, at best, than philosophy.  Without truth claims, the post-modern thinker is invalidating religion altogether.  Rather than being the more accepting road to plurality, the post modern thinker is viewing all religion as bunk.  Does this surprise anybody?

If there is no absolute truth, there is no religion.  Philosophy reigns.  The problem with this is that it provides validity to the idea that all religions are merely philosophy and robs them of their very definitional existence.  Mormonism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism, Christianity, paganism are all equal in their invalidity to the post-modernist.  Rather than being a pluralist level of acceptance, this is the absolute truth of it doesn’t matter because none are valid.  The lack of absolute truth sits on the back of one absolute truth – all religion can only be elevated to the level of philosophy.

Everyone is fairly comfortable with the idea of philosophical systems co-existing until some philosophy has an impact on their lives.  There is more implied obligation for philosophical systems to be consistent, fit together, and have plausibility.  Philosophy serves well to disempower religion, but even philosophy makes a lot of demands that almost cry out to the concept of truth.  So for many even philosophy is too rigid—leaving worldview with is minimal requirements as the preferred “system” of thought in a post-modern world.

Here’s the rub.  No one can really function without truth.  Nobody really believes there is no truth.  Plenty of people don’t want to apply the concept of truth unless they have to.  Many disempower religion into philosophy because of “no truth,” but will acknowledge many things “as if” they are truth.  As a result, we have “worldview” and “your truth” and “my truth” and a large body of “we truths” we all agree on, but not truth—especially the truth that makes demands.

If Sire’s definition of worldview holds true, we tend to make our individual worldview into a form of religion for us because its definitions of reality “provides the foundation on which we live, and move, and have our being.”

Sounds a lot like religion to me!!

Here’s the news flash.  Everybody has religion, philosophy, and worldview.  If you don’t have religion, your philosophy becomes religion with philosophy.  If one of those is not rooted and grounded in truth, none are really anything more than delusions.  If your religion is wrong, it will effect your philosophy and worldview and cast them in doubt.  If you think you’re a smart, scientific person unconfused by religion, your “unconfusion”  state is way like a religion.

If you think you have no religion or philosophy and aren’t too sure of your concept of worldview – and this seems ok – your religion and philosophy are choosing to live in the moment.

ff you think you’re an informed, enlightened person too smart for religion, recall this quote from a very enlightened non-religious type  in my blog regarding International Blasphemy Day:

…. when your mind has evolved to a degree where you are granted an advanced understanding of logic and reason, you realize that the natural laws of the universe have given you a great power.

He claims no religion.  He is too smart for religion because of his advanced understanding of logic and reason.  However, this is clearly his religion.  His deity is logic and reason itself or those “natural laws of the universe” that gave him great power.

Even the aggressive “New Atheists” who juxtapose “religion” against “science” or “logic” or “reason,” are creating a false dichotomy and denying the religion within them.

Sometimes a Piece of Sci-Fi is Just a Piece of Sci-Fi: There’s a Pundit Behind Every Flying Saucer

Freud was all about one thing meaning or symbolizing something else.  So much so that it was alleged that his incessant cigar smoking was about something quite different.  He defended himself by saying “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”

It has been documented that Freud smoked around 20 cigars per day.  That would mean he had a stogie in his mouth pretty much all the time he was awake.

So maybe “just a cigar” might not hold up with him.  One or two a day and “just a cigar” would be believable.  But 20 ……

I like sci-fi.  Not the way many do.  I don’t live, breathe, and fantasize about sci-fi…..never been to a convention…..never dressed up…..never read a Star Trek novel.   I watched the new Battlestar Galactica (guilty).  I went to the newest Star Trek movie (guilty).  So it wasn’t a big step for me to watch the remake of VV – short for Visitors – was originally broadcast in 1983 as a miniseries and continued as a series.  I watched the original and eventually lost interest in the series.

After the Tuesday broadcast, I thought it was pretty good and pretty fast-moving.  A lot of information was crammed into the show.  The following day, I was quite surprised to see ranting and raving about how V was an allegory about Obama and Obamamania.

I re-watched the show just to see if that would jump out at me (no I didn’t forego NCIS for V so I recorded it).  It really didn’t jump out at me.  I did note the use of the phrase “universal health care” and the baby-sleep handling of the V by the press. 

If an alien race did arrive here with sinister intentions, they pretty much have two alternatives:

1.  Arrive and conquer (War of the Worlds, Independence Day).  I know they didn’t actually conquer, but that was the plan.

2.  Arrive, infiltrate, gradually acquire power and goodwill, then conquer without a war like Invasion of the Body Snatchers (not that gradual, but …).  Then there was Earth, Final Conflict.  They came, solved problems, acquired power and all kinds of goodwill, but convinced at least some they had underlying sinister motives (the lunatic fringe underground).

V seems to follow the second alternative, albeit a little less subtly than on Earth FC.  The V’s all look like supermodels.  They actually cure 63 diseases – even freeing someone from a wheelchair. Of course there really is Vmania strictly based on emotions. V also has an underground resistance (probably also viewed by many as a lunatic fringe)

My original intent was to write, in effect, “a guilty conscious needs no accuser.”  I planned to cite how this is pretty much how any aliens-coming-to-Earth show would go if it were not a space war plot.  This is still true.  I “thought” the reaction on the pro-Obama side was a prime example of the technique of launching on anything that might be remotely, potentially critical.  This happens on the internet all of the time (especially on “sexual politics”).  But ……

I then became aware of both O’Reilly and Hannity showing clips of the show and making that connection.  I still assert that the plot was the only possible aliens-arrive-on-Earth plot that could be used—barring war.  Alien Nation did have an assimilating-into-the-culture motif, but it really was a police show with sci-fi undertones.

I think O’Reilly and Hannity may have jumped the gun on this.  It is true Obama seemed to come out of nowhere suddenly and use emotions to create his appeal.  It is true that he used “new media” and targeted younger voters.  Obamamania is a real concept.  It is also true the press gave Obama a free pass.  But …

On the show V, the aliens promises were much more specific – even though they used the phrase “in peace always.”  The aliens really did cure 63 diseases and not just promise it.  The only thing I see that was probably intentional on V was the use of the term “universal hearth care” – probably an afterthought but not the entire intention of the plot.

Obama supporters shouldn’t really be threatened by this sci-fi fictional show.  It probably isn’t an allegory of the rise of Obama even though it seems like it to some – on both sides.

The V’s – beautiful people on the outside and reptiles on the inside – don’t resemble Obama at all!

Joe Johnston Sr.

Parents (Teachers): You Have Responsibilities, Few Rights, and Not Much Power – Part 2

In part 1, we hypothesized that both parents’ and teachers’ effectiveness has been undermined by significant and long-term efforts to disempower both groups.  We stated that this disempowerment did not diminish the responsibilities heaped upon teachers and parents nor ameliorate subsequent blame.  In fact, blame directed at teachers and parents  has increased.  We further hypothesized that this “power vacuum” had created some level of youth anarchy. This anarchy has victimized rather than empowered youth.

Teachers have been blamed for “dumbing down” the youth of America, while parents have been blamed for creating self-absorbed hedonists lacking work ethic and a sense of deferred gratification or being too competitive and overbooked  We hypothesized in part 1 that the simultaneous disempowering of both teachers and parents would not have been possible without the creation of a wall of mistrust and enmity between them.

The wall of mistrust is easy to see. 

Ask any teacher what their biggest problems are and they will likely involve parents.  In “poverty schools” teachers complain about lack of involvement.  Parent workshops usually involve giving parents a laundry list of things they should be doing (translation: if you’re not doing these things, don’t blame me if your child can’t read).  This is unfortunate because, many times, these parents are not equipped to live up to the school’s expectations.  As a result, even if they desire to comply they either can’t because of excessive work schedules or lack of ability.  This breeds a disconnect with the school and the school culture.  The disconnect, along with cultural issues, tends to create suspicion and fearfulness abut school.  This, in turn, can limit the role of these parents to that of “regardless of the facts” advocacy. Thus the wall. (P.S. Not every parent is guildless.)

Teachers in so-called privileged schools have different issues with parents.  In more privileged schools the complaint usually involves a form of “too much” involvement – forcing teachers to justify, defend and spend a lot of time writing notes, telephoning, or meeting with the principal because of each and every decision or action (translation:  usually either “my kid is bored” so that’s your problem or for my kid “you should, but don’t” some the things I, the parent, know you should).  This creates a remarkably similar “regardless of the facts” advocacy in these schools also.

Whether the parents are rich, or poor, or in between, they are to blame for a lot of things in the teachers’ lounge.

Ask any parent about teachers and you might hear:  How teaching lessons that should be happening in school is thrust into the homework scenario (putting parents on the payroll, without the payroll).  The purpose of many a teacher conference is to build a laundry list of blame or to complain about a parent not making a teacher defined  problem magically disappear.  My personal favorite (remember, I was a parent by night and a teacher by day) is the gang-up-on-the-parent conference.  This usually involves assembling enough teachers to maintain a 5 to 1 ratio.  It’s difficult for a parent to make a point that’s not group pre-approved in this setting.  This gang conference usually has one or more teachers feigning some degree of disinterest coming in and out and generally displaying behavior similar to the behavior they are complaining about.  This approach is typically prominent in middle schools.  Then there’s that pesky fear of reprisal or as they say in the parent trenches, “taking it out on my child.”  For parents, it is frustrating to deal with your child’s issues and get blame and “to do” lists from teachers when you’re looking for help.

The fact is that neither parents nor teachers could possibly be as guilty as the other group supposes.  So what’s the source of this diminishing power and mistrust for both groups? 

The intelligentsia elitists –believing they know best – have concluded that they should keep both parents and teachers under their thumb.  They can do this with impunity because they are largely exempt from the consequences of what they pronounce.  As parents, they have nannies, babysitters, propagandists, and lawyers to insulate them—not to mention school choice.  In terms of teachers, their children’s teachers are largely underpaid private school employees and regarded as an extension of “the help.”  They can also play out this scenario in the public school system where their real estate taxes wield considerable sway.  Mostly, they see themselves above all this.  But they need to provide “safeguards” for everyone else.

This same group of intelligentsia elitists provide an incessant barrage of criticism directed at teachers and parents for the consequences of the things they—the elites—have been instrumental in putting into place (translation:  cramming down everyone’s throats from the bully pulpit).

If you are seeking elitist status, the easiest path is to find a group that has a great deal of problem defending itself or is guilty until proven innocent.  Both parents and teachers fit the bill nicely.  Since the politicians run the public educational establishment and other empowereds run the private schools, it is very hard as a teacher to defend oneself.  Most non-kids not involved in parenting can easily find unruly youth a big annoyance and many kids have learned to massage the “youth anarchy” machine, therefore, parents are under constant scrutiny usually by those with their own agenda.  There is a fairly sizable bureaucratic mechanism in place to enforce the dictums of the prevailing intelligentsia.

The phrase “I’m a good parent because …” and the phrase “I’m a good teacher because …” are difficult to finish.  This is particularly true when booth groups are propagandized or coerced into practices that are fundamentally not good parenting and not good teaching.

Teachers Can’t Always Teach

If you’re a parent of a child in school between 1990 and 2005, chances are your child was taught to read  using the “whole language” methodology.  Whole language advocates created almost a religion of this belief-system even though it was based on a largely faulty premise.  That premise, a gift to us from Noam Chomsky, being that reading – like language acquisition – was hotwired into children and all we had to do is immerse them in a literate environment to jumpstart that internal reading machine.  Reading per se wasn’t as important as a love of books.  There literally is a generation schooled in literature appreciation and not reading.  This had a greater impact on at-risk children than others so many learned in spite of.  Whether this was Dr. Chomsky’s intent or not, it was the reality as it was translated at the “practices” level.  Of course, criticism of whole language was met with largely ad hominen responses (criticism of the person doing the critiquing and ignore the issues).  Teachers were required to use this approach – many didn’t agree.

Parents Can’t Always Parent – The Deception of Incremental Steps

As a parent, you’ve been mislead by the intelligensia and then criticized for the results.  Spanking as a discipline mechanism – some of its criticism deserved – became less and less acceptable beginning in the 1960s and culminating in a virtual taboo by the end of the 20th century.  If you believed in spanking, you had to be mighty careful where, when, around whom, and “don’t leave any marks.”  Parents weren’t necessarily being asked to abandon their authority (or so they thought) just modify parenting techniques.  So parents largely replaced this with the “time out.”  This seemed innocuous – have the child leave the situation, take some think time, and understand the causes and cures.  The fact that time out didn’t work in the midst of a genuine parent-child power struggle. So parents thought if they stopped spanking they’d be OK.  Recently however, the “time out” technique was branded as “forcible isolation” (read imprisonment) (see comment by Alfie Kohn).  The implications of that hyperspeak can’t be good for parents.  OK, parents, you can’t spank, or say go to your room or sit on the thinking chair.  There must be another parenting technique acceptable.  Hmmmm….maybe a stern voice (many times even a stern voice is considered shouting) is OK?  Beeeep …….

No………If spanking=abuse, time out=forcible isolation, then shouting=spanking. The British Government has come out strongly against shouting (see newspaper article on this).  A recent Wall Street Journal article equates shouting and spanking (WSJ article).  OK parents, don’t spank, time out, or shout.  If your child misbehaves, then perhaps you should simply reward good behavior so much that good behavior will be incentivized..   Beeeep ……..

The British government pamphlet cited above encourages parents to shower their children with praise.  The old behaviorist psychology of B. F. Skinner would and has encouraged the ignoring of responses you wish to disappear and rewarding of proper responses.  This, of course has been characterized as “conditional parenting.”

So you can’t spank, time out, shout, or reward.  The reward part is especially puzzling.  Using praise to reward is deemed conditional in that it seeks to shape behavior. As Alfie Kohn (again) says, it:

teaches children that they are loved, and lovable, only when they do whatever we decide is a “good job.”

So parents, if you don’t praise everything, your praise (read love, approval, affection, etc) is not unconditional and thereby equated to punishment (in its lack of unconditionality).  News flash to parents and even teachers:  We have left the realm of “techniques” and are firmly in the realm of ideology, I mean, philosophy.

Punishment and praise are equivalent because they both are used to seek control.  So, parents, I think you’re not supposed to control your children.  That would mean all “discipline” is bad.  I guess.

Daniel Zalewski begins his article on how children’s books portray parents and children, this way (in case you think I’m exaggerating):

Anxious parents—the midnight Googlers who repeatedly seek advice from experts—learn that there are many things they must never do to their willful young child: spank, scold, bestow frequent praise, criticize, plead, withhold affection, take away toys, “model” angry emotions, intimidate, bargain, nag. Increasingly, nearly all forms of discipline appear morally suspect.

Most of this, of course, can be applied to teachers in the classroom.  So, teachers, no spanking, time out, shouting, rewarding, or whatever else attempts to control because the “experts” have “proven” that none of these by themselves work and they cause problems later in life.  And besides, they’re discipline!

All of the articles cited identify a parenting technique, criticize it for either not really working or having long term ill effects on children.  So what does one do when one needs – sorry – to shape behavior of children?  There doesn’t seem to be anything left!  Alfee Kohn, our esteemed expert, citing numerous studies, suggests the following:

unconditional acceptance by parents as well as teachers should be accompanied by “autonomy support”: explaining reasons for requests, maximizing opportunities for the child to participate in making decisions, being encouraging without manipulating, and actively imagining how things look from the child’s point of view.

Got that, parents and teachers, you should have no “power” to influence your charges, but should explain every request, perhaps take a vote, don’t reward to manipulate, and before you make a request of your child or children imagine their perspective.

(cut and past) So what does one do when one needs – sorry – to shape behavior of children? (out of necessity)

I am not seeing a real answer from the child-rearing intelligentsia.  There is plenty of blame (not to them, of course, but to parents and teachers) for all of the things gone awry, but the best I’ve seen is nothing more than a discipline vacuum creating youthful anarchy. 

I have a hard time believing that the intellentsia wants anarchy and chaos.  The only possible explanation for that would be as a pretext to grab power.  Or, more likely, maybe they think that something other than what is happening, will happen when everybody – especially you parents and teachers – finally gets it right.

The trouble with the elite is they never seem to face any consequences for the beliefs they foist onto our culture – especially on parents and teachers who find it hard to defend themselves.  If it doesn’t work, it’s because it wasn’t done properly.  Many people feel that way about Communism (or so I hear).

I think (my opinion) that what is being sought is the type of anarchy based on a faulty understanding of the philosopher Rousseau.  That belief being that society corrupts the innately noble natural man.  In other words, children without inappropriate (read any) discipline are noble savages who will choose the good – eventually.

The fact that the anarchy we are getting, as a result, is far from noble and it doesn’t quite seem to work out that  well when we use “autonomy support.”  If you disagree, go to the mall; go to a playground; read up on bully prevention; or maybe just think about it.

In part 3 (in about a week), we’ll talk more about the wall of suspicion, what parents and teachers can do to build bridges, and maybe a few top 10’s on parenting/teaching.

Joe Johnston Sr.

Parents (Teachers): You have Responsibilities, Few Rights, and Not Much Power – Part 1.

I just retired – as of this school year – from approximately 31 years of teaching.  I haven’t retired from 25+ years of parenting.  Being a parent and a teacher causes a strange kind of schizophrenia including multiple personality (dis)order (for those of you who are running or 35 watts, this is hyperbole).  Think like a teacher by day, a parent by night and weekend.  Very confusing!

Hanging around in the teacher’s lounge creates abundant evidence that what’s wrong with this generation is poor to non-existent parenting.  Hanging around the house, intercepting teacher notes and telephone calls – among other pronouncements — provides about the same amount of evidence that what is wrong with this generation is poor or non-existent teaching.

It certainly is an easy task to prove both.  Just cite standardized test score declines to teachers;  rising juvenile crime rates to parents.  Just sit in the mall and watch your unsupervised darlings; just watch classes change at any public middle or high school.

My wife – also a teacher – and I experienced many instances of poor parenting (as teachers) and poor teaching (as parents).  Upon reflection, it appears the source of both might just be the same.

It is my hypothesis that much of both poor parenting and poor teaching can be traced to the same cause.  The cause is the result of prevailing attitudes (carefully created over the last 60 years) in our modern (or post-modern) culture.  These attitudes are not necessarily derived from parent or teacher actions.  They have been foisted upon both groups by others whose agenda is built on stripping power from both parents and teachersbecause “power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”  Absolutely?

Parents (teachers) have been intimidated by faulty child psychology, faulty learning theories, the clear and present danger of being accused of child abuse, anti-parental (teacher) authority barrages emanating from everywhere from Nickelodeon to children’s books, and threats of legal action because of neglect of parental (teacher) responsibility (even when the means of living up to that responsibility have been severely limited).  The default position of anyone dealing with parents (teachers) and their children (students) seems to have morphed into assuming that the parents (teachers) are at fault.  This has created a nanny-empire pitted against parents (teachers) making parents (teachers) feel like (and usually be treated like) idiots no matter what they do – and powerless to defend themselves.

It is also my hypothesis that there is only one reason I could write the last paragraph and apply it to both teachers and parents.  The Machiavellian agenda pushing against parents and teachers could not make any headway without the massive wall of suspicion and even enmity that has sprung up between parents and teachers.

It may have been excess for parents to always side with the teacher against their children.  It may also have been excess for teachers to always side with parents against children.  Replacing these extremes with “the parent (teacher) is always at fault,” has done much to disempower both groups.  Children, instead of being victimized by no power, are now victimized by too much power.  Notice I said victimized.  Children are usually at the centerpiece of many a Machiavellian scheme – and, of course, it’s “for the good of the children” – always.

Now that the parent can’t seek the teacher’s help and the teacher can’t seek the parent’s help, and neither can seek “expert’s’” help (seemingly) …….  An incidental consequence of stripping power away from both teachers and parents — while still holding both groups very accountable – becomes apparent.

The atmosphere is ripe for youthful anarchy.  Youthful anarchy, if not dealt with by those in charge of caring for our youth (you guessed it, parents and teachers), must be dealt with by someone!!!!!!!!

There is plenty of blame – even among parents and teachers – for this angst-producing, authority vacuum = analchy.  Part 2 (and possibly 3) will attempt to shed some light on who is to blame.

Joe Johnston Sr.

Top 10 (Or More) Reasons Your Church Might Be a Christless Church

There’s a great concern today that the modern evangelical church has, at best, marginalized Jesus Christ in the church or, at worst, kicked him out completely.  Below are some “Top 10” (or more) lists on the topic  These are not necessarily in order of importance.


  • Your pastor wears Hawaiian shirts, jeans, and no shoes. (see my blog post on this). (It’s all about him.)
  • Every 5th word in the songs sung at your church is the first person pronoun “I.”  (It’s all about me.)
  • Your worship music features 16 sets of drums and accompanying videos.. (ditto)
  • Singers make “disco noises” during the instrumental interludes.  (ditto)
  • During the offertory, the singers chant (to drums), “Give a little more to Jesus.”  It repeats, but it’s definitely still subtle. (hmmm)
  • The church Bible went missing, but nobody notices.
  • Videos used to illustrate the sermon points feature two “20-somethings” and one of them is supposed to be God the Father.  The tone is light and humorous, of course, and God the Father is a likable, approachable chap.  (God is just like us.)
  • The church bulletin doesn’t have an “Order of Worship” because that requires too much planning and discourages spontaneity. (You guess.)
  • There’s a wishing well in the front of the church with the words “claim it” on the front. (Name it and ……..)
  • Jesus tried to get in, but was turned away because he didn’t have enough faith (or an Armani suit). (ditto)
    (Humorous, but a little too close to TRUE.)

  • Your church believes strongly in “deeds, not creeds.”
  • Your church is warm, welcoming, and very inclusive on Sunday mornings.  You don’t want anyone to feel uncomfortable and not come back.
  • The focus of the worship service is on the worshiping (not so much the object of the worship).
  • Most of the songs come from the top 20 contemporary Christian charts.  “Old” music is frowned upon as potentially boring or reminding people of negative church memories.
  • The sermons are topical, practical, and designed to reach people where they are.
  • The pastor, many times, uses excellent thematic resources including carefully coordinated leaflets, videos, songs, and one (or few) strategic Bible verse(s).
  • My church believes the Bible is an excellent example of how to live your life (within reason).
  • Nobody ever feels uncomfortable with themselves because of the sermons at my church.
  • Jesus’s name is mentioned often for His example of an exemplary (if not sinless) life.
  • God is love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  That’s what’s important.
  • Expository, in-depth preaching’s place is in the seminary.  Worship is about remembering how much God loves us.
  • The church building was purposely designed NOT to look like a traditional church so that seekers would feel more comfortable (none of those negative church connotations).
  • Your pastor preaches that Jesus saves – but doesn’t say much about from what.
  • Jesus is our friend – that’s all, too! And God is “God-to-me” in our church.
    (A little more serious, but far too easy to think up.)

  • My church has Christ in its name.
  • My church’s belief statement features Jesus prominently.
  • Our Prayer Book, Lectionary, etc. centers on God.
  • We pray the prayers of scripture (or at least our Prayer Book).
  • My church has a long standing tradition of service and charity.
  • My church is a friendly, warm, inclusive place (no country club entrance ritual).
  • We hold up the fillintheblank catechism.
  • My church celebrates the Lord’s Supper weekly if not more often.
  • You can feel God’s love everywhere in our church.  The people just love one another (unless there’s good reason to gossip).
  • My church reinforces my “God-to-me.”
    (These don’t necessarily prove that Christ is in your church.)

In conclusion, if you think church is about you, you could be in a Christless church.  If your service worships worshipping rather than the creator of the universe, you might be in a Christless church.  If the focus of your service is evangelism, you might be in a Christless church.  If you think creeds are not all that important, you might be in a Christless church.  If your pastor’s sermons don’t lift Jesus up to draw people rather than being relevant, then you might be in a Christless church.  If it’s all about feelings, be careful!  If there’s not depth in worship, preaching, Sunday School, and service to others, you might be in a Christless, or marginal Christ church.

This topic, rather than being humorous, is deadly serious.  It used to be at some mythical time in the past, you could count on evangelical churches to not be Christless. 

Actually, the best evidence your church is NOT Christless might just be how much people get offended at the “follishness” of what’s going on there.

Joe Johnston Sr.

P.S., I haven’t read MIchael Horton’s book on the topic yet.  When I do, perhaps a little more intellect in another post on this topic.  I have, however read this article by Michael in Modern Reformation.

 

Laureate of “huh” – Obama and the Nobel Peace Prize

(This one has to be in the first person, folks.)

My first reaction was “huh” followed quickly by “oh brother” and “for what?” …. But I think we have all gotten used to the “moral intelligentsia” superimposing greatness on their chosen ones.

President Obama was inaugurated on January 20.  The nominations for the Nobel Peace must be postmarked by February 1.  One must conclude that something astonishing happened between January 20 and February 1.  Or it could be thought that something “might” have happened in those last ten day we didn’t know about; could be cause Obama isn’t Bush, or maybe western Europe is using the Nobel Peace Prize to politically re-colonize or annex America.  It could also be about Obama’s celebrity (almost cult leader-like) status.  I do not believe, as some have opined, that this is Nobel Prize affirmative action.  (It’s also not racism fueling the criticism of his selection.)

Maybe none of the above hypotheses are true.  Perhaps on February 1 the committee just knew they could dig up “something” before the awards were announced the next October. I couldn’t really come up with anything except Obama traveling the globe seeming to repeatedly apologize for America.  Hey, that probably encouraged western Europe, the Muslim world, and maybe even the Far East.  Maybe that “encouragement” is it!

The term irrelevant has been used to describe the Nobel committee selections.  Silly is coming to my mind.  This actually doesn’t reflect that badly on Obama compared to how it makes the selection process look. Obama even commented, “I do not view it as a recognition of my own accomplishments.”

Obama’s long term reaction to this prize will, however, be very important.  Just how is a matter of speculation.

Is this the low point in the Nobel Peace Prize?  Probably not.  That low point has happened over and over again since 1900 depending on who’s doing the looking.  I looked at all of the recipients from 1900 until 2009.  A couple things jumped out at me:

  • Some think Al Gore’s award was the low point, but at least he was only a joint recipient with the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.  But hey, if “climate change” is as much of a scam as some believe, it might be the low point (if we’re ever allowed to find out).
  • Some also argue that Jimmy Carter’s (the worst president in my lifetime (so far anyway) – remember 20%+ prime rate and inflation, the hostages, the oil crisis, and telling us we had to lower our expectations as Americans) award was a low point, but at least one could point to specific events like the Camp David Accord.  Whether events added up to the “lifetime of achievement” language of the award is another matter.
  • 1994 was a really bad one when Yassar Arafat – a terrorist — got the peace prize.  He had to be a part in the peace negotiations, but he didn’t have to get a prize for it.
  • One of my personal favorites was Mikhail Gorbachev of the then USSR for helping end the Cold War.  In a word, what?  I think it might have had a little more to do with at least one American president.  As Rush Limbaugh used to say, “Gorbasms – all fake.”
  • The U.N., anyone connected with it, and, before it, the League of Nations, and anyone connected with it, got so many prizes one wonders (about a lot of things).
  • A lot of people who probably should have gotten it but didn’t

Many highly visible prizes are not nearly as much an honor as they seem.  Some are nothing more than the intelligentsia’s trinkets. Many are trendy.  Others are politically motivated.  Still others don’t really find those who are most deserving. 

What makes this award unique is how little evidence for it there was in the performance of Barack Obama.  This isn’t Obama’s fault.  What will be his fault, though, is letting this prize have any effect.

When I’m feeling a little angst caused by the cognitive dissonance news stories like this may create, I know I can find solace at dictionary.com:

lau⋅re⋅ate  /ˈlɔriɪt, ˈlɒr-/   –noun

1.a person who has been honored for achieving distinction in a particular field with a particular award: a Nobel laureate.

See, I only had to strike out seven words to make that definition work.  Maybe that’s what the Nobel Prize committee did!

Joe Johnston Sr.

Banned Book Week: Propagandized and Lied to by Marian the Librarian, Part 2

In part 1, we argued that Banned Book Week was fundamentally misleading.

  1. We defined “banned” and questioned whether banning was actually a real problem in the United States.
  2. We questioned the lumping of “banned” with “challenged” books as a challenge was not fundamentally in itself a problem.
  3. We stipulated that “banning” in America, if it occurred, could be considered a problem.
  4. “Challenging” was not a problem apart from certain results and was part of the political dialogue of democracy (free speech and the right to dissent).
  5. We looked at the reasons for challenges and found, somewhat surprisingly, that most challenges were about “sexually explicit” and “offensive language.”  A distant third was “unsuited to age group.”  More seemingly controversial issues of religion, homosexuality, and violence, garnered fewer challenges.
  6. We analyzed ALA statistics on challenges and reached the conclusion it was not widespread, as implied, but miniscule and insignificant.
  7. We hypothesized that taking such a statistically insignificant occurrence of challenges and using emotional imagery to characterize it as a daunting social problem, might mean that the sponsors of Banned Book Week expect there to be no challenge of their decisions.
  8. We wondered what result was hoped for by using such hyperspeak to define a statistically insignificant occurrence of books being challenged.

The ALA website on Banned Book Week reported statistics used in Part 1’s analysis, the website also reported the place and source of the challenges.

1,176 of these challenges (approximately 31%) were in classrooms; 37% were in school libraries; 24% (or 909) took place in public libraries.  There were less than 75 challenges to college classes; and only 36 to academic libraries.  There are isolated cases of challenges to materials made available in or by prisons, special libraries, community groups, and student groups. 

The majority of challenges were initiated by parents (almost exactly 51%), while patrons and administrators followed behind (10% and 8% respectively).

We raised a question, in part 1, because of the sentence introducing the challenged statistics: “Over the past eight years, American libraries were faced with 3,736 challenges.

American public libraries were not faced with 3735 complaints.  If only 909 (24%) of the challenges were in public libraries over an 8 year period (114 per year nationwide), it is unclear why Marian the Public Librarian is so upset about this.

We could lump this 909 public library challenges with the 1382 school library  challenges (37%) and see Marian the Public Librarian and Marian the School Librarian upset about 2391 challenges (but that’s still only 299 challenges to school and public libraries per year nationwide).  This hardly seems like a crisis.

College libraries and college classes had very very many less (how’s that for an oxymoron) challenges — maybe because of the age (over 18 mostly) of college students, maybe “academic freedom,” but more likely because of significantly less taxpayer funding.

Arthur Treacher the Teacher was vexed with 1,176 challenges to books in the classroom or curriculum.  In 2006, there were 132,436 public and private schools nationwide.  Wow, each school, theoretically, got 9/1000th of a complaint in 8 years.  Only 1,176 schools in America got a complaint – and that’s assuming one or two  schools didn’t have disgruntled citizens complaining about everything. 

In each year – assuming an equal distribution of challenges –  only 147 schools (out of 132,436) received a challenge to something in their curriculum or classrooms.  That’s around 1/1000th of a complaint per school.  Unless Arthur or Arthurina Treacher the Teacher worked in one of those 147 schools, he or she was free of challenges (at least of curriculum and book selection).  I guess that’s why Arthur Treacher the Teacher isn’t complaining as much as Marian the Librarian.

But in terms of where challenges were directed, no place received a number of challenges statistically numerous enough compared to the potential in the respective place or institution of challenge.  Again, what’s all the fuss?  (Remember, a challenge without specific kinds of results in and of itself is not really a problem.)  As stated in part 1, if challenges were numerous enough to make it impossible for an institution to function, it might be argued that, in and of themselves, they were a problem.  In terms of actually numerous, not even a little close

Who has the nerve to challenge Marian the Librarian, Arthur Treacher the Teacher, and Thor the AdministratOR (hello, Thor)?

51% of the whiners and complainers were parents (patrons were about 10% and administrators about 8%).  So of the 3,736 challenges in eight years, parents produced 1905 challenges – a mere 238 per year on average.  Remember this isn’t just to libraries.  Think back to the 215,007,000 population from part 1.  Assuming a lot of these are not parents, let’s just use 100,000,000 as a hypothetical number of parents.  That would be so far less than 1/1000th of 1% over 8 years, and not worth calculating per year – challenge to group percentage-wise.  Looking at it this way, there is such a small percentage of parents’ challenging, it’s not worth talking about (unless you resent each and every challenge).  By the way, we can par the pool of potential complainants down much, much further and still have insignificant percentages.

The biggest complainant group only constituted a miniscule percentage of its potential complainant pool (whose number is very likely bigger than the number we used).  Marian the Librarian seems overly exacerbated against this miniscule percentage of parents with the “nerve” to lodge a challenge!

But since this is the largest complainant group, and since the miniscule percentage of complainants is pushed up to defcon 10 (challenge = nothing significant apart from results / percentages way under 1% shouldn’t even be an issue / challenge isn’t banning), we are forced to hypothesize that even 1905 parents should be discouraged  or stifled in their dissent.

To be fair, the American Library Association – one of the sponsors of Banned Book Week – does say this about parents:

We affirm the responsibility and the right of all parents and guardians to guide their own children’s use of the library and its resources and services.”  …….

So apparently, they agree parents can have input into their children’s library use (maybe).  But don’t expect any help with this.

 ….. Parents and guardians who do not want their children to have access to specific library services, materials, or facilities should so advise their children.

You, parent, have the responsibility, but the only way that will happen is if you accompanies the minor to the library and if you are able – without sanction – to enforce restrictions.  But don’t dare complain about how hard this is to do because of what is in the library.  And don’t dare send your child alone to the library.   

This is all too familiar.  Parents, tell your children.  (Because)

Librarians and library governing bodies cannot assume the role of parents or the functions of parental authority in the private relationship between parent and child.

There goes in loco parentis.  We must interpret this as public libraries being advised to “stay out of the loop” and tolerate (but not too much) a parent being there to enforce.  It is likely also that the “private relationship between parent and child” isn’t really validated in these same policies (see below).

V. A person’s right to use a library should not be denied or abridged because of origin, age, background, or views (Library Bill of Rights)

So even if a parent accompanies his or her minor children to the library, the ALA doesn’t really believe access should be denied or abridged.  By the way, parents, you shouldn’t challenge or complain about all the things you need to watch out for when you take your minor children to the library.

This position is more than a pragmatic policy statement.  It is philosophically backed up in the Free Access to Libraries for Minors statement:

The American Library Association opposes all attempts to restrict access to library services, materials, and facilities based on the age of library users.

Presumably, in spite of protestations above, it seems like parents have the responsibility (especially if they dare to complain), but don’t really have the right (opposes ALL attempts to restrict access) to have input.  Of course, this puts parents in an impossible position.

Official ALA positions seem to be conflicted, at best, about parents. 

But given the annual Banned Book Week — the artificial inflation of the significance of the challenge problem, and the biggest (albeit insignificant percentage-wise) complainant group being parents – there are some difficult answers as to why Banned Book Week exists in the United States. 

Artificial crises are quite common in our contemporary society.  Usually, they are things that are impossible to criticize (like free speech, free access, or anti-book banning).

Challenging decisions made by librarians, educators, and administrators is both free speech and a form of dissent (never mind the concept of citizens having input into the agencies their taxes finance). Banned Book Week’s real motives seem to be designed to stifle both.

Banned Book Week: Propagandized and Lied to by Marian the Librarian, Part 1

Last week was Banned Book Week.  This celebration, sponsored by a consortium of organizations including American Library Association,  wants people to realize that others challenge the availability of books.  The specter of “banning” and “censorship” causes a certain emotional reaction – bringing up pictures of wild-eyed mobs with torches or the “Fire Department” of Fahrenheit 451.  The hyperspeak of those words need to be examined.

This Seems to be a Phony Problem Created to Wield Power (Marian the Librarian wants you to be very afraid!)

What would constitute a book banning problem in the United States?  The honest answer is probably any banning by governmental law backed by penalty.  However, not having a book in a library or curriculum doesn’t rise to this standard.  “Book Banning” – as used by Marian the Librarian –  is nothing more than hyperspeak.

What would constitute book challenges being a problem?  A challenge, by definition, can’t be considered a problem (unless you believe anyone disagreeing with you is an objective problem).  The actions resulting from a challenge might be a problem.  A challenge is nothing more than someone or some group expressing their opinion and hoping for that opinion to mean something.

What would constitute challenges of book placement in a library or classroom, or curriculum as being a social problem?  First, the results of a challenge could  define a problem.  Second, this process of challenging  would have to rise to a significant level in terms of quantity.  The quantity would have to be so large as to potentially thwart people reasonably performing their duties in schools or libraries.  

Hyperspeak and Confusion (Thanks, Marian)

While the celebration is labeled “banned,”  the “facts” presented talk about banned or challenged. Banned is hyperspeak for a catalog of actions that don’t seem real enough to add up to the conspiratorial emotional reaction to the term.  Mostly books are “challenged.”  Challenged is a little less, but not much, emotionally charged than banned if you talk to Marian the Librarian..

Banned implies that some body of authority prohibits a book and provides sanctions for selling, publishing, promoting, distributing, or reading.  Nothing on the ALA site comes close to this.  Challenged is quite a weaker concept.  A challenge can come from anywhere or anyone and is analogous to an individual or group claiming offense.  If I walk into the library, see something objectionable to me, and go speak to Marian the Librarian, that mere action is a challenge.  Claiming offense is legitimate free speech.  Claiming offense has even received legal status, but “challenged” isn’t reported that way.  Lumping together banned and challenged produces an ominous specter of potential (imaginary) fascism.

The ALA website reports the following challenges (not bans) between 2001 and 2008:

Over the past eight years, American libraries were faced with 3,736 challenges:,
1,225 challenges due to “sexually explicit” material;
1,008 challenges due to “offensive language”;
720 challenges due to material deemed “unsuited to age group”;
458 challenges due to “violence”
269 challenges due to “homosexuality”; and

Further, 103 materials were challenged because they were “anti-family,” and an additional 233 were challenged because of their “religious viewpoints.”

The American libraries were faced with 3,736 challenges.  The challenges, however, did not happen exclusively at libraries.  So this either means challenges at or about the library or in schools or school libraries.  ALA’s Office of Intellectual Freedom asserts that for every challenge, 4 or 5 remain unreported (sound familiar?).  If you multiply 3,736 by 5, you get 18,680.

So….. If you look at the numbers from least to most, “anti-family” is the lowest (103) and might be the most subject to free speech claims and disagreement; “religious viewpoints” could mean all kinds of things and all sides of an argument; “homosexuality” has the potential to be the most controversial, but wasn’t really up there in terms of number of challenges.  Most of the challenges, by a good margin, involved “sexually explicit” and “offensive language.”  These even trumped “unsuited for age group” and “violence.”  It does not seem, though, that either in subgroups or as a total the number of challenges meets any reasonable criteria for all of the alarm.  Marian the Librarian won’t concur, but some statistics might  help. 

The population in 2002 was estimated to be 288 million, 600 thousand.  The Census Bureau also estimated that 25.5 percent of these were under the age of 18.  Presuming the complaints came from adults over 18 rather than minors, if we subtract 73,593,000 from 288,600,000, we get a potential complainant population of 215,007,000.  There are other statistical issues, but as a rough issue, complaints compared to potential complaints is a valid point.

This means that out of the total potential complainants, less than two thousanths of a percent (0.002%) filed a complaint.  Come on, Marian.  If you object to that characterization,  let’s use 18,680 (3736×5).  This is less than 0.009%.  Once again, come on, Marian  And if you object to that ….

Let’s try this:  18,680 is 1% of a population of 1,868,000 (one small city).  18,680 is .5% of a population of 3,736,000 (one medium to large city).  18,680 is .1% of 18,680,000 (one metropolitan area in the northeast).  This can go on ad museum and we still won’t be able to make that 18,680, which is five times the actual complaints, reach any reasonable percentage of the population — warranting all of this fuss.

No reasonable percentage = No significant problem with challenges.

In other words, representing banned or challenged books as a serious problem in America is foolhardy at best and is more likely downright massaging reality by Marian the Librarian.

The statistics get even more nonsensical when you consider this is over an eight year period.  if we divide 3,736 by 8, we get a grand total of 467 challenges on average per year.  If we divide 18,680 by 8 we still only get a whopping total of 2,335 challenges per year on average.

464 is 0.5% of a population of 93,400.  2,335 is 0.5% of a population of 467,000.  If we travel – say in the Midwest – and find a town with approximately 93,000 people, 0.5% of that little town – not the entire country – would equal its complaining population.  Or if we found a small to midsize town or city with around 467,000. 0.5% of it’s inhabitants (using the ALA hypothetical multiplier) would be complainants.  Quite a different picture.

Let’s think about the nature of the challenges:  sexually explicit, offensive language, unsuited to age group, violence, homosexually, anti-family, and religious viewpoint.  One could challenge the assertion that each of these is a valid reason, but those challenges seem to be part of a reasonable give and take dialogue – not a fascist takeover, Marian.

In terms of the mere quantity of challenges rising to the level of creating the impossibility for schools or libraries to function, the data doesn’t support that (or Marian the Librarian’s attempt to stifle dissent).

If Marian the Librarian wants to go post-modern and dismiss statistics, then we can shift the discussion to why, it seems, dissent is objected to when we all possess our own reality.

So one has to ask:  Why is there so much hoopla once a year about something that statistically seems so insignificant?  And the something – challenges, not bans – can be regarded as nothing more than political give and take.

One answer is power.  It looks like Marian the Librarian wants sole discretion.  In other words, how dare you question the decisions of an exalted us?  We know best!

51% of the minute percentage of challenges compared to any reasonable measure of the population come from parents.  This is a very key point.  One must ask who Marian the Librarian wants to just “shut up.”

Does Marian the Librarian think that the parents who are probably footing the bill have no right to express opinions?

Part 2 will address this and other issues ….

Joe Johnston Sr.

CFI Founder Paul Kurtz Blasts CFI’s Sponsorship of International Blasphemy Day

It wasn’t surprising to see the religious not too thrilled with yesterday’s International Blasphemy Day.  Yet it was notable that the founder of the Center For Inquiry, Paul Kurtz lambasted the organization regarding activities of Blasphemy Day.  An excerpt follows (emphasis added):

The celebrating of “Blasphemy Day” by the Center for Inquiry by sponsoring a contest encouraging new forms of blasphemy, I believe is most unwise. It betrays the civic virtues of democracy.   …

When we defended the right of a Danish newspaper to publish cartoons deploring the violence of Muslim suicide bombers, we were supporting freedom of the press. The right to publish dissenting critiques of religion should be accepted as basic to freedom of expression. But for CFI itself to sponsor the lampooning of Christianity by encouraging anti-Catholic, anti-Protestant, or any other anti-religious cartoons goes beyond the bounds of civilized discourse in pluralistic society. It is not dissimilar to the anti-semitic cartoons of the Nazi era. Yet there are some fundamentalist atheists who have resorted to such vulgar antics to gain press attention. In doing so they have dishonored the basic ethical principles of what the Center for Inquiry has resolutely stood for until now: the toleration of opposing viewpoints. ….

One may disagree with contending religious beliefs, but to denigrate them by rude caricatures borders on hate speech.

You can read the full statement at the CFI Website.  The above statement was posted on September 29,  and didn’t, apparently, dampen the organization’s celebration the following day.

Dr. Kurtz, no supporter of Christianity per se, underscores the gap between CFI’s avowed purpose and true purpose.  Who says a secular humanist and a Christian can’t agree!

Happy International Blasphemy Day (Well, maybe not so happy.)

Today, September 30, is the first  International Blasphemy Day.  It’s a day to regale in blasphemy.  Think about it:  atheists, agnostics, self-proclaimed intellectual elite, godless liberals, college students and unbelievers everywhere can spend the day blaspheming the God they don’t really believe is there.  Seems paradoxical. 

The reason (excuse?) for the day is fighting for free speech by vigorously subjecting everything connected to the religious to satire.  Free speech is certainly a noble concern.  But it isn’t called Free Speech Day, or Satire Day, or Let’s Be Brash Day.  It’s about blasphemy.  Blasphemy is directed at deity.  Blasphemy, regardless of your individual views on the existance of a creator, is negative in nature.  It doesn’t promote respect, or dignity, or understanding, or tolerance. What, no tolerance?

Even though the event is supposed to be prompted by Muslim rioting in response to disrespectful newspaper cartoons, the event isn’t about extremism or unwarranted extremity of reaction, or even blasphemy laws.   Blasphemy Day is about – well – carrying out the activity of blasphemy.  

In his short story, The Golden Horseshoe (The Black Mask 7.(November 1924): 37-62), mystery writer Dashiell Hammett’s fictional detective, the Continental Op, sits in a bar in Tijuana, Mexico.  There he sees a sign that says, Only Genuine Pre-War American and British Whiskeys Sold Here.  The Op begins trying to count the number of lies in those nine words.  He got to four, but was interrupted.

One of the websites (MediaWatchWatch.org.uk) promoting this event had this quote:

Blasphemy is a joyous, funny, socially progressive, and profoundly moral act. It deserves its own day.

How many lies can you find in this quote?  A quick parsing got me to five without any effort – but with a little thought I believe that could be expanded.

  • Joyous – Certainly there is a possibility someone with contempt for God would get joy from blaspheming.  But chances are the primary motivating sentiment is far from joyous (as you will see below). Take this little blog quote from someone identified as Bock, the Robber regarding Blasphemy Day, Bock the Robber on Blasphemy Day “Now. Would (sic) you say enough adherents of nutcase religions feel outrage?  (sic) Is Dermot Ahern going to prosecute me for pissing off these f****ing lunatics? I certainly hope so.”  (Dermot Ahern is an Irish politician.)  Can you feel the joy?
  • Funny – It might be darkly funny to some. There are plenty of people who find ridicule funny (unless they are the ones being ridiculed).  Just ask anyone who is a member of some “defenseless” class of people.  Many of the proponents of Blasphemy Day consider the God they don’t believe in as defenseless.  Blasphemy is defined as “the act of cursing or defiling God.” Synonyms for blasphemy include:  profanity, cursing, swearing; sacrilege, impiety. Blasphemy is directed toward things held sacred by others …. Hardly funny, unless you think pushing someone in a wheelchair down a steep hill, telling a kid there is no Santa Claus, or painting pictures of Jesus doing profane things are funny. 
  • Socially Progressive -  Depends  on your definition of progress.  If you view a world without reference to God as a step in the right direction, that’s progress for you.  Ridiculing God and, by extension – ridiculing believers of all kinds – will do little for international atheism other than garner some cheap publicity.  The means don’t deem to promote the ends of free speech.  I thought that “tolerance” was the word of the day.  This event does nothing to promote the goal of tolerance   The banner of blasphemyday.com boldly proclaims “Blasphemy Day … because your god is a joke.”  That’s progress!  The god of the atheists is a different god – not no god (but that a whole “nuther” post.
  • Profoundly Moral Act – Dictionary.com defines profound as “penetrating or entering deeply into subjects of thought or knowledge; having deep insight or understanding: a profound thinker.”  It also defines moral as “founded on the fundamental principles of right conduct rather than on legalities, enactment, or custom: moral obligations.”  So blasphemy is considered to be not only based on principles of right conduct, but on a deeply insightful understanding of them .  The writer quoted seems to believe that all intelligent, profoundly insightful individuals would be led to conclude that ridiculing something they don’t believe exists is a profoundly moral course of action  I’m wondering about the source of the morality (but that’s also another post).  Let’s see if the activities proposed for Blaspheme Day support this moral high ground.

One more quote to parse from the “administrator” at blasphemyday.com:

Blaspheming the sacred is an obligation that every logical person must embrace …. when your mind has evolved to a degree where you are granted an advanced understanding of logic and  reason, you realize that the natural laws of the universe have given you a great power.

  • Obligation that every logical person must embrace -  The “Administrator” feels, no no thinks, he or she is a logical person.  So if you’re logical, it makes sense to spend a highly-visible day cursing a god you don’t believe is there.  Interesting!  I’m still a little unclear how being logical leads to being a blasphemer. By the way, this sounds like a grim duty – neither joyous nor funny.
  • Granted an advanced understanding of logic and reason – This logic, apparently, is what leads to the “socially progressive” aspects of this celebration.  I’m still not perceiving that “joyous, funny” feeling in this quote.  At least, though, the “Administrator” has shown his or her “intellectual elite” side — for himself and everyone who agrees.
  • Natural laws of the universe have given you a great power – I was going to question the use of the word “granted,” but now I realize it was the impersonal natural laws existing in the universe which imputed great power (presumably from its inherent logical structures) to an exuberant blasphemer.  It sounds like the administrator is actually a talking about pantheism.

Let’s see if the activities proposed for Blasphemy Day support the quotes above.  To the activities!

The Center for Inquiry – the sponsors of International Blasphemy Day – have proposed activities for campus affiliates;  These include: (quoted from Center for Inquiry)

  • “90-Second Megaphone: Anyone can come up and use the megaphone for 90 seconds to say anything, no matter how blasphemous or offensive.  (You could also use a soapbox-style small platform for the speakers.)
  • “Post-It Board display: Anyone can come up throughout the day to write on a Post-It note that is then stuck to a display board for the day.
  • “Blasphemous Art Display: Partner with the college Art Department, or with art students, and have a blasphemous art show or demonstration in a public area on campus.
  • “Blasphemy Game Night: Host a social game night with the games Blasphemy: The Race to the Cross andPlaying Gods: The Board Game of Divine Domination; (sic) or, you can create your own Blasphemy Pictionary and Blasphemy Charades.
  • “Deity Drawing Contest: This is well-suited to tabling in a public area.  Provide basic drawing supplies (crayons, pencils, paper) for a contest where the best drawing of a deity wins a prize!  Drawings can, of course, be of deities like the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Zeus, or Cthulu.  Make sure to collect names and contact information for each submission so that the winner can be contacted.
  • “Soul Exchange: Invite people to trade their souls for some delicious home-baked cookies.
  • “Pascal’s Wager Wheel: Create a spinner labeled with different gods.  Then, invite passers-by to spin the wheel to find out which deity Pascal’s wager applies to for that person. “

All of these “activities” do point to blasphemy.  I’m not seeing the proclaimed connection to “free speech” being clear or emphasized (other than blasphemy=free speech).  What these activities do is put the blasphemy into Blasphemy Day.

The Blasphemy Challenge is another joyous, funny, progressive, and moral activity proposed.  The Blasphemy Challenge has a contest.  Here’s the wording right from their website:

“The Rational Response Squad is giving away 1001 DVDs of The God Who Wasn’t There, the hit documentary that the Los Angeles Times calls “provocative — to put it mildly.”

“There’s only one catch: We want your soul.

“It’s simple. You record a short message damning yourself to Hell, you upload it to YouTube, and then the Rational Response Squad will send you a free The God Who Wasn’t There DVD. It’s that easy.

“INSTRUCTIONS:

“You may damn yourself to Hell however you would like, but somewhere in your video you must say this phrase: “I deny the Holy Spirit.”

“Why? Because, according to Mark 3:29 in the Holy Bible, “Whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin.” Jesus will forgive you for just about anything, but he won’t forgive you for denying the existence of the Holy Spirit. Ever. This is a one-way road you’re taking here.”

Presumably, at least 1001 videos will appear on YouTube daring the Creator of the Universe who they don’t believe in to send them to Hell (which they also don’t really believe in).  The Rational Response Squad is taking no chances.  They are quoting a Bible they don’t believe in to make sure people condemn themselves to a Hell they don’t believe in by blaspheming the Holy Spirit they don’t believe in. They seem to want it to stick – even though they don’t believe it.  They advise contestants there’s no turning back.    Is the Ration Squad being or encouraging Rational?  Doesn’t sound like it, but at least it’s joyous, funny, progressive, and profoundly moral! Condemning yourself to Hell (even if you don’t believe in it) is the ultimate free speech (think about the word ultimate).

I got wind of this little celebration from an Albert Mohler blog post (go to post).  A day or so earlier Dr. Mohler was talking on the radio about Deepak Chopra decrying the lack of civil dialogue and blaming conservative Christians.  Blasphemy Day has nothing to do with “civil dialogue” nor does it do anything to promote it.

One more quote from the Rational Response Squad FAQ. is worth seeing:

Is it true that you are targeting young people with this campaign?
Yes. As young people are the most vulnerable to religious indoctrination, we feel it is important to reach them with the concept of challenging the doctrine they are told to unquestioningly believe.

The quote (about the Blasphemy Challenge), along with the activities suggested by the Center for Inquiry, makes it fairly clear that this is not a neutral, free speech event.  The Blasphemy Challenge FAQ also makes it clear that they, at least, are targeting the God of the Bible – not all gods and not really that much the Muslim rioters who made September 30, 2005.

From the website entitled Pharyngula, which proclaims itself in the masthead “Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal”  (written by professor PZ Myers), one final quote from the Commenter Zeno: 

I’m fairly certain that Blasphemy Day is an affront to God and that participants will be guilty of an unforgivable sin against the Holy Spirit. At least, that is, if either God or the Holy Spirit or any of the other locally popular deities were to actually exist. Then, boy, you’d really be in trouble!

“From the mouths of unbelievers …… “  This is a pretty substantial  “Pascal’s Wager.”

I know I am playing into the publicity grab of the event sponsors.  I know there is no such thing as bad publicity.  Nevertheless, the quotes in this post give a pretty accurate picture of what International Blasphemy Day is really about

If you think Blasphemy Day is a great thing like some of the people quoted here, have a great time!  You are, however, wagering in a high stakes game. 

If you are a Muslim, it will be interesting to see what percentage of the blasphemy is directed your way.  I’m betting you won’t get your fair share.

Likelihood is that the Christian God will garner a goodly portion.  This is little more than routine.  On one of the sites abut today, one of the commenters said, “Every day should be blasphemy day.”  He doesn’t realize, because his worldview is so drastically different, that every day is pretty much blasphemy day.  I barely have to inhale before I see rampant blasphemy all around.  The world really does hate God.  Even if they don’t believe He’s there, they still hate God.  If nothing else, Blasphemy Day will prove this.

For those who don’t hate God, this day is mostly nothing more than a bunch of publicity-grabbing silliness – mostly designed to attract the spirit of rebellion common in youth.

A lot of people, today, are talking about a God whose existence they deny.

Since this post is mostly about quotes, here are a couple Bible verses that seem especially relevant.

18 For the word of the cross is folly to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
1 Corinthians 1:18 (ESV)
3 He was despised and rejected by men;
a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief;
and as one from whom men hide their faces
he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
Isaiah 53:3 (ESV)
53:1 The fool says in his heart, “There is no God.”
They are corrupt, doing abominable iniquity;
there is none who does good.
53:2 God looks down from heaven
on the children of man
to see if there are any who understand,
who seek after God.
Psalm 53:1-2 (ESV)

The Church Is NOT Full of Hypocrites – Unless You Decide to Join

hyp⋅o⋅crite

1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements.

Origin:
1175–1225; ME ipocrite < OF < LL hypocrita < Gk hypokrits a stage actor, hence one who pretends to be what he is not, equiv. to hypokr(nesthai) (see
hypocrisy ) + -tēs agent suffix

It is quite common to hear complaints – usually from non-Christians – about the levels of hypocrisy in the Christian church.  Usually this is given as a, if not the, reason for the non-Christian’s reluctance to consider adopting the beliefs of Christianity.

In this post-modern world, this is an interesting argument.  One of the lynchpins of post-modernity is that there does not exist absolute truth (absolutelyl) and by extension, morality and ethics are either individually defined or socially constructed.  The thing, then that makes a churchgoer a hypocrite is dependent on assuming or ascribing a set of beliefs to him.  This set of beliefs may or may not be the individually-prescribed beliefs of that same churchgoer.

Individually Prescribed Truth = Can’t Generalize About Churchgoers

In short,  the post-modernist non-Christian is generally in no danger of being accused of being a hypocrite because his behavior is imputed to match up to his individually-derived belief systems or his belief system matches up to that of the socially constructed belief system of the prevailing intellectual elite.  This is a fairly easy place from which to hurl hypocrisy rocks.  The churchgoer is not afforded the same.

So my first argument against supposed hypocrisy in the church is the diversity we all are supposed to embrace.  Each individual attendee in the physical church that can be observed is a complex mixture of traits whose belief system could very well line up with observable behavior.  Isn’t that what the emergent church is all about? –  accepting a wide spectrum of beliefs.

The above argument hinges on two things: Right and wrong are individually derived or socially constructed and it can be argued that behavior stems from that.  So, given this diversity-embracing definition of truth, attending a church doesn’t cancel out this individual diversity.  The post-modern church is all about this.  Ergo, unless otherwise proven, there are no hypocrites in the church because a discrepency between individual truth and behavior cannot be presumed..

The point:  It seems quite a stretch for a post-modern non-Christian to legitimately rail against hypocrisy in the church – or at least a church subscribing to the tenets of post-modernism.

It may be that the non-Christian, hypocrite-hating person doesn’t really believe in individually derived truth and morality.  This is a likely scenario that won’t be dealt with at length now.  It seems ironic, however, that the post-modern intellectual elite has so little difficulty imposing their “freethinking” on the rest of us.

The Definition of a Hypocrite = Are They All Pretending?

What exactly is a hypocrite.  Neither definition above describes merely someone whose actions don’t add up to his or her beliefs.  Once again, the perception of the “hypocrite” doesn’t depeend on citing behaviors. If there is no discrepency,  the hypocrisy diagnosis is probably wrong.

In both definitions, there is an active pretending on the part of the hypocrite.  The “pretending” or “feigning” is about  beliefs or principles.  Both of these definitions hinge on the person proclaiming beliefs or principles that he doesn’t really possess.  So the person’s hypocrisy isn’t really about his behavior, it is about pretending to believe things not really believed.

If this is hypocrisy, it hits the presuppositions behind complaining about hypocrisy in the church with a 2 by 4.

Is Everybody Pretending?

If I have premarital sex and go to church, I’m not a hypocrite unless I pretend I believe premarital sex is wrong.  If I go to church and cheat on my taxes, I’m not a hypocrite unless I pretend I believe this is wrong.  There is very little moral outrage about either behavior in this socially-constructed society so I might hold the same position.  So what’s the issue?

If I go to church, believe that premarital sex is wrong, and have premarital sex, I’m not a hypocrite.  I’m a sinner.  If I go to church, believe that cheating on my taxes is wrong, and cheat on my taxes, once again, not hypocrisy, sin.  If I really believe both things are wrong, do them, and have no remorse, I’m not a hypocrite, I’m delusional about what I believe.  If my actions result in remorse, real remorse, I did truly believe it was wrong – no pretending.  This is totally consistent with the tenets of Christianity.

A non-Christian who wants to say that the church is full of hypocrites, must believe that not one person in that church really believes, but that all of them are simply pretending to believe.  This is quite an ambitious assertion.  Of the hundreds of thousands of Christians in the world, not one of them really believes that stuff.  They just pretend.  In other words, they’re all really just like me – I admit it — they pretend an external morality they don’t have. 

It’s not really that surprising that a non-Christian won’t accede to the possibility that Christians really believe.  But the church is full of hypocrites only if no one in the church really believes and are just pretending to believe.

This discrepancy between Biblically defined perfection and where Christians are is regrettable, unfortunate, and, mostly, a bad witness to non-Christians.  It is especially tragic when a visible church figure discredits what he is saying by his actions.  This doesn’t definitively prove, however, a pretend belief.  But the falling is  the headline, the remorse and repentance rarely gets the same coverage.  And if there is remorse, no hypocrisy.

The church defined in the Bible is composed of people who truly believe in Jesus Christ.  If you go to church, but don’t really believe, you are, definitionally, not part of the church.  This church – composed of true believers – cannot, therefore, contain hypocrites.  A hypocrite doesn’t believe, therefore, is NOT really a member of the Biblical church.  This is problematic because one can see both true believers and those who either think they are believers or are not really believers in the visible church.

Another distinction is important.  People masquerading as Christians are not Christians.  There are false Christians a-plenty.  Non-Christian, please put a little effort into distinguishing the difference – unless the “hypocrites in the church” thesis is too important to you to discard..

The church bears some – but not really that much – blame for this hypocrite argument  If you are a genuine Christian with genuine struggles, yet you go to church and chant “my life is perfect because I know Jesus,” this doesn’t help. If you say or imply you’re not a sinner, you lie.  If you are a preacher and you never include yourself in the admonitions in your sermons, you’re not helping either.  A Christian who admits struggles (and not the perfect life) and the preacher who includes himself as a sinner will do much to whittle down the unfair claims of Christian hypocrisy.

Jesus Was Harder on Hyopcrites Than the Non-Christian

Jesus railed against hypocrisy.  Take a look at a summary of His objections:

  • Giving to the poor to be recognized by others
  • Praying in public to be recognized as “God’s man”
  • Letting everybody know you are fasting to get recognition by others
  • Complaining about other’s behavior when yours is even worse.
  • Pretending to honor God through lip service only
  • Testing other people to try to make yourself look superior
  • Deceiving people from knowing God
  • Repressing the poor and widows
  • Teaching proselytes to be hypocrites
  • Tithing (giving to the church), but neglecting justice and mercy
  • Doing everything for show, while really being self-indulgent and unrighteous
  • Treating stock animals better than fellow human beings
  • Being able to analyze the weather, but unable to distinguish between right and wrong
  • None of these were the hypocritical acts of true Christians Most involved pretending,  or faulty motivation.  Jesus treated repentant sinners quite differently.

    Finally, in spite of the title of this post, if you really join the Biblical church, it is quite impossible to be a hypocrite – even though it is a life long pursuit to align your behavior perfectly to your beliefs.  It’s a good thing Christianity is a faith system, and not a works system.  If it were a works system, we’d all be in grave danger of being hypocrites.

    – Joe Johnston Sr..

    Does Your Pastor Wear Shoes to Church?

    Tim Challies had an interesting post,  I’ve Never Been Mistaken for Brad Pitt, about the problems with “regular” pastors evaluating themselves against so-called celebrity preachers.  This is compounded by the availability of inordinate numbers of preachers on the internet.

    This got me to a thinking ……..

    What is a celebrity pastor?  Is it the guys who rove the conference circuit?  Is it the guys who have their own radio shows?  Is it about books and mega websites?  Is it about an extraordinary gift?  Is it merely national recognition?

    No one probably objects to an extraordinarily gifted preacher getting recognition.  If an extraordinarily gifted preacher gains recognition, then, well, who’s to blame.  The same can’t be said for gaining recognition sans an extraordinary gift.

    Ubiquitous preachers aren’t necessarily good preachers. Heresy abounds over the airwaves and across cyberspace.  There are preachers faithfully proclaiming the gospel who receive recognition as there are also famous/ubiquitous other-gospel preachers.  In fact, some of the more famous (infamous) are the latter.

    Before we go on, it is important to note a distinction between “preachers” and “pastors.”  Even though these are not mutually exclusive categories, there are “pastors” with the luxury of devoting most of their time to teaching/preaching.  There are other “pastors” who not only have to preach/teach, but have extremely large amounts of other “church duties.”  Certainly, expectations for each shouldn’t be the same.

    (Dropping into first person.)  My wife and I have attended five different churches in our 27 years of marriage – an Episcopal, an independent fundamentalist, and three Presbyterian.  In only one case was our leaving merely a function of just a location move.  Some would say we flitted and should have stayed.  The shortest time we stayed at a church, however,  was over five years.  In each church, the pastor wore shoes.

    In the case of each our past churches, it appeared that there was a “crossroads” moment.  A moment where the church had to choose whether to break out into a more committed, more expansive role for the Gospel.  One of the churches, we discovered, was more committed to being a “country club” church where member lack of discomfort was more important than growth in a spiritual sense.  Three or possibly four of the four churches were reluctant to welcome new members.  Not that they weren’t glad to see new people – those people were accepted only as far as they blended into social norms of the church.  I’d like to say the pastors in all these churches weren’t complicit.  Mostly, I can’t.  But…….They all wore shoes.

    Pastors are dropped into these “church societies” and must either conform and placate or work as a change agent.  Change is warranted when the church is not living up to the norm for the church as presented in the Bible  Change is a painful and lengthy process which adds to the problems of a pastor comparing himself to the mythic, no-problems church of the celebrity preacher.  In some of these churches, the pastors wore robes either every week or a percentage of the time.  In at least one of these churches wearing robes would be unheard of (they weren’t too thrilled with candles either).  But in all five churches, each of the pastors wore shoes.

    By the way, there is not one church on earth that has reached the level of ideal where a pastor shouldn’t or doesn’t need to be a change agent.

    Whatever its place on the continuum toward the ideal church of the Bible, it is usually not hard to perceive whether or not a church is striving toward that ideal.  Any pastor of this kind of church who does what it takes to preach the word of God IS a celebrity – national recognition or not.

    As they say about many things, “I can’t define it, but when I see it, I know it.”  When we left churches for cause, it was because they had a chance to be “it,” but backed away from that calling.

    Our present church needs work, but they know they need work!

    When we travel, we need to find a church to attend.  This is always an angst-producing endeavor.  With limited information from yellow pages and web sites, we look for clues.  This is really difficult because web sites and yellow page ads can only guarantee pointing you to a “looks-like” it might be good church.

    If one knows what a faithful, striving church is without being able to define it, one also knows when it’s not — even when it sounds like it in the yellow pages..

    We stumbled into a church recently that, based on the web site information, including doctrinal statements, looked good.

    We walked in a little late to the music portion of the service.  It was contemporary, but hey, that’s OK.  The pastor was part of the band.  The band was energetic and clearly having fun.  To my notice, they looked like any other contemporary church band – shoes and all.

    The music was followed by a strange mix of pastor-talk and video.  Of course, they were related to one theme (putting things in proper perspective).  So the pastor talked, the video played, the pastor talked (with much repetition), and the video played.  It was slick.  It was clearly pre-packaged.  The only things missing were worship of the creator of the universe and Jesus.

    The only word I can use to describe this experience is vacuous – all headlines no content, entertainment not worship, seemed like church, but was something else,  Mostly it was about the pastor.  He seemed to be the centerpiece of every activity. 

    Certain things – sometimes little things – put you over the edge.  We definitely were at the cliff’s edge for most of the service.  I thought maybe I fell off when the pastor referred to the elders as “my elders.”  As it turned out, I didn’t notice the thing that would have put me over the edge much sooner.

    It wasn’t the Hawaiian shirt.  It wasn’t the 20’s something guy playing God the Father on the video with a glib portrayal of the creator of the universe.  It wasn’t even the slick, false familiarity in all of the dialogue of the service.  Here’s what it was.  The pastor who was the clear leader of everything that happened was leading the service in his bare feet!  That’s right, the pastor had no shoes.

    I’d like to think of the “beautiful feet” in Isaiah and give this guy a little Christian charity.  But given the totality of the experience, I am fairly sure the bare feet were nothing more than one more trapping in the pastor’s egocentric vision for his church.

    So for all of the pastors out there who are change agents in their churches, you can keep your shoes on (or take them off) as long as you lift Jesus up, preach the Word faithfully, and strive for the ideal Biblical church.  This definitely makes you a celebrity — where it counts.

     

    How beautiful on the mountains
           are the feet of those who bring good news,
           who proclaim peace,
           who bring good tidings,
           who proclaim salvation,
           who say to Zion,
           “Your God reigns!”

    –Joe Johnston Sr.

    Talk Like a Pirate – Arrrrggghhhhh

    Ahoy!
    Tomorrow will be natter like a pirate day.  Do ye reckon pirates really nattered this way? Even if they didn’.  Itr fun, once in awhile, t’ natter like a pirate.

    I prefer t’ comic-like pirate like ye saw on Peter Pan.  Th’ Croc ‘n Captain Hook were classic.  Lot’s o’ fun, mate.

    So put on yer eyepatch.  Get out yer cutlass.  Look fer some hidden pieces o’ eight.

    Th’ amazin’ thin’ be thar are actully websites on th’ internet jus’ t’ translate into pirate.

    I ‘ave t’ go shiver me timbers t’ get ready.

    Capt’n Joe

    If They Have Self-Esteem – Everything’s Possible – Maybe

    You know when something doesn’t feel right, right?  When my boys were in Little League and soccer during their elementary years, a couple things would happen.  Everybody would get a trophy.  They would ask what the final score was and nobody would answer.

    Even in school, things that didn’t make sense happened.  Everybody would get a certificate.  Teachers would make up crazy meritorious things so that everybody would be recognized at the awards assembly.  The best you could get on your report card was a satisfactory or proficient.  Principals would tell teachers to “Catch ‘em when they do good.” (In other words, notice the good, ignore  the bad.)

    NEWSFLASH!  When a kid gets recognized for things like “most improved” he knows full well this isn’t really a good thing – that you had to be terrible to be most improved.  When everybody gets a trophy or certificate, it loses any real significance.  If you’re playing a game with teams, the object is to win.  If the score’s not important, everybody is running around for nothing.  If satisfactory is all that is reported, then everybody will only need to be satisfactory (read average, C student).  When we looked too hard for things to praise, we praised things that everybody that’s not sleeping knew were not worthy of praise. And, most tragically, no constructive criticism means no chance to improve.

    Most of these things happened for two reasons.  We didn’t want anyone to feel bad, so we neither praised real differentiating merit nor offered any criticism to promote improvement.  We also didn’t want to be slammed for creating a meritocracy.  According to some, before the 1960’s the only purpose of education was to identify the gifted few for special treatment and functionally ignore the rest.

    All of these were done in the name of building self-esteem.

    Since the 1970’s, if not before, the educational, psychological, and good-parenting establishments have been telling us that when everybody’s self-esteem is raised, achievement will be raised.  So we worked on that.  We praised.  We didn’t red-pencil too much.  We awarded and we praised some more.  The results:  many with good, undeserving self-esteem.  There seems to be no reality in the self-esteem.  We also seem to have a generation or two with no understanding that everything they do isn’t wonderful.

    Much of this overemphasis on self-esteem development was a reaction to pre-1960 child-rearing and education that was perceived as beating down children’s self-esteem.  Did it happen?  Yes.  Did we boomerang?  Yes.  This “beat down” generation grew up and became teachers.

    There’s a darker side to to this:

    It is also likely that these same children who seemed to possess undeserving self-esteem knew or at least had a feeling it was undeserving.  In order to keep this self-esteem going, they had to engage in a lot of denial of the intuitive sense they had about the praise and reinforcement they received.

    With any serious thought, these children knew their self-esteem was baseless.  The reason is simple.  If you get praised for something you know doesn’t deserve praise, the praise will have the opposite effect.  If you get well-intentioned, constructive critique, this serves to enhance rather than deflate self-esteem.

    On a macro scale, our society seems to also have this compartmentalized self-esteem.  In fact, it’s so dramatic that good and bad have become self-defined.

    FINALLY, there is some support for the idea that self-esteem building is a double edged sword.  In NurtureShock:  New Thinking About Children, Po Bronson and Ashley Merryman discuss research pointing to the folly of childrearing since Dr. Spock.  Their book covers more than just self-esteem building, but we reluctant self-esteem builders (who sensed what these authors support with research), can stop feeling like the boy in The Emperor’s New Clothes.

    Hopefully this book can help the educational, psychological, and good-parenting establishments bring it back in balance after so many years of foolhardy ideas.  Every teacher, parent, and anyone dealing with children should at least consider the likelihood that kids are smart enough to figure it out.  And if they are smart enough to figure it out, they are smart enough to stop listening to meaningless praise.

    How do you treat children?  First, honesty is important.  They are not stupid and they perceive and remember more than we think.  Neither falsely run them down or build them up.  Dignity, honesty, and constructiveness goes a long way

    –Joe Johnston Sr.

    9/11 – We Can’t Ever Forget

    I was standing outside of a classroom where I used to be an educator of sorts waiting to help a teacher administer an important beginning-of-the-year reading test.  A teacher across the hall looking rather pale said to me that something terrible was happening.  She lead me to her computer.  There was a one line news story, “It’s reported a plane has crashed into the World Trade Center.”  I knew it was a terrorist attack immediately

    A feeling of unraveling came over me unlike anything every experienced.  Keeping my mouth shut not to alarm the kids,  I went about my duties proctoring the test.  A small group of teachers solicited people to cover their classes so that they could go pray.  That’s how it began for me.

    —–

    The attack on U.S. soil changed everything.  Or so it seemed.  It was a relief to experience unashamed patriotism and support for the President and the country for that short time –to experience right and wrong’ to have momentary relief from the nauseating post-modern moral  ambiguity. But it wasn’t long before the jackals started again hammering the usual blame-America rhetoric.

    When JFK was assassinated on November 22, that date was indelibly stamped for almost 30 years.  Everyone knew where they were when they heard the news.  In recent years, it seems it’s become just a regular day again – unless you’re a conspiracy theorist.

    9/11 can’t ever return to being a normal day.  Many people are certainly trying to pretend it never happened or what we thought happened wasn’t what happened.  When the news screams “apologizing” for America, it’s hard to fathom that there aren’t those who have ceased to care about the many dead in New York, the Pentagon, and Pennsylvania.

    The fact that it is possible to forget is, in itself, an amazing thing.  Some thought things would change forever in ways that we can thank God haven’t happened.  But we can’t forget!

    If I were in charge, once a year on September 11, every network and cable channel would broadcast a double feature.  The documentary 9/11 by the French filmmakers who stumbled into 9/11 while trying to film about a New York firehouse and Flight 93 about the bravery and sacrifice of passengers.  Every year to remember…….

    Since I’m not in charge, go rent these two titles and you and your family remember 9/11. 

    Joe Johnston Sr.

    Nobody X Nothing = Everything

    nobody x nothing = everything

    0 x 0 = 4234234235805982509834092384029384029384023….

    Do either of these “formulas” make sense to you?  There is no force behind the creation of the universe.  So nobody created it.  And it apparently came to be out of nothing

    If you call yourself an atheist, this is pretty much the hypothesis you are stuck with.  The universe just came to be without any apparent cause or almays existed.  This might make sense to you, but it does not to me.  To be simplistic, the existence of a watch implies there was a watchmaker.  The effect of the existence of the universe implies a cause. 

    This was one of Aquinas’s proofs.  Another involves the first cause of motion or the first mover. Things do not start and end in completely the same condition.  Everything is involved in some sort of change.  Whether we talk about the acorn (oak tree), humans (physical change), our earth, our sun, even the universe.  Everything is in flux.  Logic would seem to point to a changer as cause for all of these changes.  Even when an animal dies, it continues to change (decompose).  Who or what is causing the change?  You can go down the cause-effect chain only so far.  Some would say the term human being is not accurate because it should be human becoming.  This becoming rather than being would also hold true for anything in the universe – including the universe itself.  Philosophically, existence is only becoming.  Why do things continue to become?

    Whether you look at necessary cause in cause-effect or necessary change that implies a changer, it is difficult to apply self-cause or self- change.  That proposition really requires a lot of implicit will too accept..

    But in terms of the cosmological argument, “ex nihilo nihil fit” – from nothing, nothing is produced has to be addressed.  If there was a time when there was nothing, something could not be made out of nothing apart from a being (not a becoming) with the power to do so.

    Arguments against this revolve around the validity of excluding God from the necessary causal chain.  In other words, who caused God?  This seems to affirm rather than disprove an uncaused cause and would logically take us to the attributes of God that no other could possess.

    If you have pre-existing belief in God, this argument takes you to God.  But if you do not believe in God, not so much.

    The alternative would be a universe that always existed and was never created.  Scientists have concluded that the universe is expanding.  This expansion implies a time when it was much smaller.  So at what point in the distant past was the universe small enough to lack credibility as a universe?  The “big bang” theory seems to imply that the universe had a beginning.  What existed before the bang?  What caused the bang (cause-effect)? 

    Some have postulated that the uncaused cause and the universe are one in the same.  This pantheistic argument can certainly deal with many objections.  The universe would have been self-created.  The problem with the self-creation theory is there would have had to be a time when the universe both existed and didn’t exist simultaneously.  This is pretty hard to accept, unless you really, really want to.

    The Thomistic proofs and other classical arguments for the existence of God only take you to a philosophical God, but not necessarily a particular God.  Many will acquiesce the existence of God as the first cause of the universe, but stop the argument right there.  So God created the universe, perhaps even had a plan for it, but did not and does not intervene.  This natural religion takes us to deism.

    The agnostic – another step along the belief chain – believes that these things are impossible to prove or disprove and, therefore, are knowable.  An agnostic can worry about ultimate questions like how the universe was created or just accept that it is unknowable. .

    The deist, pantheist, and agnostic have it easy – so far — compared to the atheist.  They can dispense with nobody times nothing equals everything.  What they can’t dispense with – without some effort – is the conclusion that the uncaused cause or the first mover might then have some claims on them.

    Origins creates a big problem for us all.  And if you are a Darwinist, Darwin’s theory is NOT a theory of cosmology and does not account for the beginning of the universe. .

    Joe Johnston Sr.

    How Does Your Brain Formulate Reality?

    Violating Own Rule:  Will be unabashedly using I in this post.

    Some say it’s just making connections — stimulus-response.  Some say the data is already there and we discover it.  Some say we construct complex knowledge structures — schemata.  Some say our brain creates reality.

    Blurring the Distinction Between Fiction and Non-Fiction

    My wife and I were very bored and decided to get out of the house.  The choices are pretty much movies or shopping.  We have phases.  We’ve seen a movie each of the last two weeks, but before that not for at least a year.  There’s a reason for that (but that’s a different topic).

    She drags me to see Julie/Julia last week which was mildly entertaining in a chick-flick kind of way.  Doing some post-movie research, I find out there is little relationship between the real Julie and the Julie they portray in the movie.  I also find out that at least one of the scenes is an outright distortion (the critic standing poor Julie up just because of a rainstorm).  This then brings into question how accurate is the bio of Julia Child.  Creative license is not a new concept, but how many would do what I did (fact-check)?

    This week — just to balance the scales — we go see Inglorious Basterds (my spell check doesn’t like this!).  It takes awhile, but I realize we’re in an alternate time-line.  It seems real, but it didn’t happen like that.  The movie “seems” real, but it’s not.  Hitler died in a bunker in Germany – not a movie theater.

    We have embraced individual interpretation almost to the point that “reality” isn’t that important.  Our cognitive processes are elevated above the perceptual inputs themselves.  This is not a new problem, the ancient Greek philosophers grappled with such matters.  But here’s what I think is new.

    I am wondering how many people will ever notice when fiction masquerades as non-fiction.  I’ll wager that many movie-goers won’t even notice the historical inaccuracies in “Basterds.”  And I wonder what percentage of movie-goers are concerned that their impression of Julie based on the movie is quite inaccurate.  Fiction and non-fiction – indeed reality vs. individual opinion – have little separating them for many.

    Below are some examples of fiction and non-fiction blurs:

    • Mississippi Burning was a good movie, but not necessarily historical fact.  But the same is true of many movies.
    • Wyatt Earp, you know the marshal in the old west, wasn’t quite the grand hero portrayed on TV by Hugh O’Brien.  But at least this was a kid’s show.  The same can be said for all kinds of bios.  A lot of people my age who experienced “Camelot” during the JFK years, experience intense cognitive dissonance  because of revelations pertaining to JFK.
    • King Christian X never wore a yellow star of David armband.  This was popularized by fiction in Leon Uris’s Exodus.
    • The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons were works of fiction – not backed up by historical facts as pretended or implied.  Historical facts, furthermore, contradict.  These books have a fiction disclaimer, but also have assertions of historical truth.
    • It’s not that Y2K started in fiction.  But much of the “fuss” really was intensified by fictional representations of its likely  consequences.
    • I’m just hangin’ out for 2012.  Certainly, many kinda think it’s true – or will be true.

    The blur between fiction and truth has also been seen in in the news media where facts are spun.  Dan Rather comes to mind.  This seems to be more of a problem as people watch their fiction rather than read their fiction. 

    Do I have to say anything about the Internet’s effect on blurring fiction and truth when everybody has a bully pulpit.  The problem isn’t that everyone doesn’t tell the truth and that “the truth” finds itself spinning a certain way.

    The problem is critical reasoning needs to re-enter the contemporary mindset.  People seem to be reacting rather than thinking.  It also wouldn’t hurt if we had cultural icons modeling “truth-telling.” 

    Joe Johnston Sr.

    Quick Quips and My Presuppositions

    Below is a list of quick thoughts to get out of the way before more lengthy posts:

    • There really is absolute truth out there.  Your truth and my truth are merely our perceptions of the truth.  Perceptions do not create truth.  They reflect – accurately or inaccurately – individual knowledge of truth.
    • Likewise, reality is what’s real.  Individuals don’t create reality, they participate in understanding reality.  When understanding and reality don’t match up, there is misperception.
    • If I believe you’re a cat and you agree that you’re a cat, our consensus doesn’t create your “catness.”
    • Faith also doesn’t create reality.  If I believe there is a God, that doesn’t create a God.  Just the same, if I don’t believe there is a God, that doesn’t prohibit the existence of God.
    • If there is a God, it’s probably foolish to think your individual opinion perception, or experience of Him defines who he is.  Likely, finite cannot adequate perceive infinite.
    • The source of defining right and wrong isn’t a matter of voting.  If you believe right and wrong are socially constructed, then the majority can tyrannize.  If you believe right and wrong are a matter of individuals, then probably you won’t mind me coming to your house and stealing your prize possession.
    • Cutting up baby seals into pieces while alive is wrong regardless of our opinion.  The same is true of rape, murder, incest, and a whole lot of other things.  We can debate smoking in the non-smoking section, dress codes, table manners, and etiquette.
    • Philosophy implies some individual or group choice.  The stoics chose one philosophy.  The hedonists chose another.
    • Philosophy and theology are not the same.  Theology’s correctness has bigger consequences.
    • Just because most “Christians” in the media are portrayed as wife abusers, cheats, or foolishly absolutist, doesn’t really create that reality.  You can believe it is true, but truth usually doesn’t derive from fiction.
    • You can assert there is not absolute truth, but that’s an absolute truth.  Everything I say is a lie.
    • Most social debating seems to have become fascist.
    • I think everyone should dress in blue.  You think everyone should dress in yellow.  I know, let’s all wear green.

    Enough for now.  If you think any of these are foolish (except the last one), please tell me why.  You don’t have to tell me I’m stupid because I have a local cheering section for that.

    Joe Johnston Sr.

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